LYRICS: "FEMA for Kidz RAP" - - (no, it's not satire)

Bluebear

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:14 PM
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LYRICS: "FEMA for Kidz RAP" - - (no, it's not satire)

Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

http://www.fema.gov/kids/femarap.htm

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XemaSab

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:20 PM
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1. K&R

Because irony will never die! :headbang:

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Blashyrkh

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:22 PM
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2. Reminds me of...

When a fire starts to burn,
There's a lesson you must learn;
Something something, then you'll see,
You'll avoid ca-tas-tro-PHE!

The FEMA "rap" is about as useful too. There is zero safety information in what you posted. Just a lot of 'be afraid of disasters' and 'FEMA is cool!' garbage.

This is simply propaganda.

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Bluebear

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:24 PM
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3. Or Gerald Ford's "Whip Inflation Now!" ditty . . . .

Let's WIN together, WIN together:
That's the American Way today.
Who needs inflation?
Not this nation!
Who's going to pass it by?
You are! And so am I!

So WIN together. Lose? Never!
If you can win, so can I!

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Blashyrkh

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:39 PM
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4. What a bold and comprehensive plan.

Maybe Dubya needs to run with this.

sung to the tune of Kumbayah.

"Bomb Iran, my lord, bomb Iran.
Bomb Iran, my lord, bomb Iran.
Bomb Iran, my lord, bomb Iran.
Ohhhhhhhh lord, bomb Iran."

It writes itself!!!

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ThatsMyBarack

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:42 PM
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5. Love the Homer Simpson song!

What a classic! :rofl:

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SalmonChantedEvening

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:54 PM
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6. Right back at ya FEMA.. Sing along Oscar Mayer fans!

Edited on Wed Nov-14-07 06:55 PM by SalmonChantedEvening

Screwups, FEMA screwups
There is no end to FEMA screwups
No help, no plan, ice in Wichita
Tough shit, deal with it
And smile for the photo ops
Yeah screwups, FEMA screwups
The Ass. Tro. Dome sure biiiiiiiiiiiiiiites!

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ddeclue

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Wed Nov-14-07 06:57 PM
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7. Oh God.. where's the duct tape and plastic sheeting when you really need it?

I need it to cover my computer now...

:hide:

Doug D.

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