Cheney fan in AWE - Democratic Underground

lame54

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:40 AM
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Cheney fan in AWE

November 15, 2004
He's a Mighty, Mighty Good Man

When Vice President Dick Cheney visted Milwaukee in September, he unwittingly became the subject of a rather revealing photo in the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

When Cheney ordered a decaf coffee and sat on a concrete ledge outside, Kopp’s manager Scott Borkin graciously brought him a sample of frozen custard. “The guy came all the way from the White House,” Borkin says. “He’s got to try our custard.”
The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper’s September 11 Metro section.

Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. “Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?” the reader asked.

Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president’s smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?

“You’re not imagining it,” Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.

Let’s just say the snugness of Cheney’s pants left little to the imagination, and we’re not talking about his waistline.

Yes, dear gentle readers, it turns out that our Vice President is indeed a colossus of the government. His substantial position in the administration is truly justified by his immeasurable gifts.

Okay, enough beating around the, um, bush. Every since this story came out, people have been looking for this picture online. The Journal Sentinel wasn't very magnanimous. But today, I found it over on Wizbang. Now, relax and get ready to behold our Vice President in all his considerable glory.

The child in the pic could explain Dick's overwhelming joy

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MrCoffee

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:43 AM
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1. i can only blame myself...i scrolled down

i could have stopped myself from scrolling down, but no. i had to see it. and i'll never be able to un-see it.

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CT_Progressive

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:44 AM
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2. I yhimk ibe gome blinf !! I canr sww! Im bkind !

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Clark2008

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:45 AM
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3. Looks like prostate problems to me.

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blogslut

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:48 AM
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5. Yep

I'm pretty sure that's the consensus opinion on Dick's bulge.

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Fridays Child

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:51 AM
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9. What sort of prostate problem would occasion such a pant bulge?

Not being knowledgeable in this area, I'm curious.

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143tbone

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:48 AM
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4. No way. I bet there is a "medical" explanation for this. n/t

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frogmarch

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:49 AM
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6. Is that a colostomy bag? n/t

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Dora

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:49 AM
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7. Not funny.

It's not funny to make jokes about pedophilia or about children being viewed as sexual objects.

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proud2BlibKansan

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:49 AM
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8. LOL One of my favorite pics!!

Every time anyone starts a thread about Cheney being sick, I respond with "I know what's wrong" and I post that picture. Never ceases to gross out a lot of people! LOL

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yella_dawg

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Tue Nov-20-07 11:52 AM
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10. The big prick

has a big prick. So what?

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Froward69

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Tue Nov-20-07 12:00 PM
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11. this explaines where all the blood from his brain is.

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demnan

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Tue Nov-20-07 12:12 PM
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12. Well I knew he was a big dick in a lot of ways . . .

n/t

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rucky

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Tue Nov-20-07 12:21 PM
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13. He puts his cell phone there and sets it to vibrate. n/t

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