Sorry fellow smokers, I'm selling you out. I have a plan, millions $$$ upon millions

My Plan

1) I'll become a lobbyist for the private prison industry

2) I'll invest everything I have in the private prison industry

3) Using the money from the private prison industry, I will get congress to pass and whoever the president is to sign a bill into law prohibiting tobacco from the United States with the following penalties: Possession 20 years no parole no probation no time off, Possession in view of children 30 years no parole no probation no time off, Sale or attempted sale 50 years no parole no probation no time off. To prevent overcrowding all tobacco offenders will be housed in contracted prisons, contracts I will secure for my lobbyist clients all the while reinvesting as much of my excessive lobbyist fees into the private prison industry as I can. Contracts for miles and miles of prisons.

4) Retire to a nice beach house in the Caribbean with a nice deck and ashtray for watching the sunset.

tobacco all of a sudden? It would seem to me that it is in one's interest (health wise) not to smoke, but it is also a decision that each person must make, sorta like drinking alcohol...

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smoke out there for any of the rest of us to have to breath... So if you smoke, be responsible and considerate of others... I am a reformed smoker, and quitting was probably the most difficult thing that I have ever done in my life. A two pack a day habit for 20 years... ugh... And we reformed smokers are usually a smokers night mare.... I hate the smell of second hand smoke... But on the other hand I hate when someones rights are effected as well.

Then we'll talk.

is EXACTLY the same as sending Jews to the gas chambers.






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If not, you'll have the mother of all riots on your hands.

pricing these contracts.

I hope you look good in a tutu fashioned out of a towel!

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as it should be outside prison walls. Why should the Prison be the most honorable Institution of society?

but the smokers should be plucked clean of all their worldly assets before serving their time.

That's how I want to picture you. With a shell for an ashtray. Yeah. :smoke: