Unintentional Right Wing Humor: RW'er is convinced that she is going to prison

I'm writing this letter from prison, where I've been since the beginning of 2010. Since Hillary was elected in '08, Christian persecution in America has gotten even worse than we predicted.

When the so-called "Fairness Doctrine" was signed into law, my radio program was yanked off the air along with all the others that dared discuss moral issues on Christian radio. The networks just couldn't bring themselves to air a pro-abortion program or one advocates the homosexual agenda for the government mandated "balance" because broadcasting lies went against their basic beliefs – I don't blame them.

We knew "Thought Crimes" was in danger of becoming law back when it passed Congress in 2007, but thankfully, President Bush kept his promise to veto it. But, tragically, Hillary signed that most dangerous bill in America – ushering in the criminalization of Christianity. And now, even my book, "The Criminalization of Christianity," has been banned as "hate speech" just as I predicted when I wrote it back in 2005.

When the "Employment Non-Discrimination Act" ("Thought Crimes" for the Workplace) became law, businesses and ministries were targeted by homosexual activists and were forced to close when they wouldn't comply with a law forcing them to hire those opposed to their beliefs on moral issues.

When they canceled my program, banned my book and targeted my ministry, I knew it was only a matter of time before I'd be forced into "prison ministry" against my will. Unfortunately for our nation, that ministry is growing fast. A homeschooling mom was assigned the cell next to me. I try to comfort her, but she cries constantly at the thought of her kids being raised in government foster care.

- Janet Folger.

More insanity at:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2007/11/hillary_will_pu.html

Why in the world would a Dem criminalize thought? Republicans, yes. That's how they think. Their thinking is so right and everyone else is so wrong that it should be a crime. Democrats? Definitely not.

Alas, though, I'm a liberal so I know that would be unconstitutional. We'll just have to suffer the melodrama as always.

Just tell them to stay in the attic and we'll hide them from the U.N. troops until the Rapture.

Tarot? Crystal ball? Tea leaves?

She forgot the part where we force everyone to have abortions and to get gay married.

And when, oh when, do we finally ban Christmas?
Damn do-nothing congress

More comments from last night:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=2316463&mesg_id=2316463

that she won't be allowed to properly persecute others. Poor thing.

I think I made my point, eloquent.

Way Back.

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Let's hear what she has to say.

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Cats are just inherently funny. Here's a picture that doesn't really have to do with anything, but always makes me crack up.