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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:31 PM
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PELOSI PARDONS WORLD'S TWO BIGGEST TURKEYS!
Edited on Tue Nov-20-07 10:40 PM by Wiley50
Today, Speaker Pelosi pardoned the two most enormous turkeys the world has ever known.

She decreed that the two, George and Dick were, indeed,

"Off The Table"

We spoke with the managers of the turkey farm Rahm and Newt:

When asked how these turkeys got to get so big Newt said,

" Every year when we have the pre-thanksgiving turkey roundup
these two always herd the rest of the birds to the front of the line
so they always end up last and don't make the cut"

"Them's some real smart turkeys too", Rahm chimed in


In other news:

The Kurdish PPK were sharpening their knives
in expectation of their own turkey arriving from the north
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99th_Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 10:35 PM
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1. I can hear Bush's and Cheney's thanksgiving prayer now
"Thank you dear Lord for Nancy Pelosi taking our many crimes 'off the table' .. aye-men"
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:24 PM
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2. Oh Come On, I'm pissed about it too
But at least I tried to make it funny
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:32 PM
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3. What can you say? They couldn't stand the heat,
so she HAD to keep them out of the kitchen. :shrug:
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Double T Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:50 PM
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4. I hope Nancy has her resume updated.........
she's going to need it.
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midnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-20-07 11:50 PM
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5. You are very smart yourself.... It is better understood when
created in story form-thanks.
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