So when does the annual war on Christmas start?

Bragi

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Wed Nov-21-07 04:56 PM
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So when does the annual war on Christmas start?

Does it officially start on Black Friday? I ask because I haven't done anything to prepare, and I need to get my wardrobe and talking points together.

- B

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nadinbrzezinski

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:02 PM
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1. started the day the first decorations went up well BEFORE Halloween

:-)

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MnFats

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:04 PM
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2. OPening salvo: Santa must say "Ha! Ha!" instead of "Ho Ho!"

ok, it wasn't in the U.S., but you know how insidious those who hate Jesus and America are.
it will be here soon enough!

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Bitwit1234

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:07 PM
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3. What I want to know

is what kind of "dirty" mind would think there was some thing negative in Ho Ho HO...those are they type of people who should be investigated.

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Captain Hilts

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:11 PM
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4. We no longer have a tree in front of B&N. Now white, topiary-looking horns.

Edited on Wed Nov-21-07 05:12 PM by MookieWilson

I want the tree back damn it!

Second year in a row, no tree.

I want greenery!

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rucky

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:13 PM
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5. Didn't you get the memo?

Bill-0 fired the first shot weeks ago.

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appleannie1

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Wed Nov-21-07 05:41 PM
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6. the e-mail and internet campaign have already

started.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ

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xchrom

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Wed Nov-21-07 06:11 PM
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7. Gay Central Committee had a BIG cocktail party this last weekend --

and let me tell you -- they are bound and determined to make christmas GAYER than ever.

of course you get enough appletinis in the crew at Central office -- and they're gonna paint the whole world fabulous.

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Bragi

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Wed Nov-21-07 06:28 PM
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8. Shit, I'm obviously late on this...

Bill O has already been on the job, the Gay politburo have laid their plans (if nothing else) and here I am playing catch up.

Anyway, I have at least done some planning at the talking points level. What I'm thinking is that whenever anyone comes up to me and says "Merry Christmas", I will respond as follows:

"Fuck off with your Merry Christmas, you neo-crypto fuckwad. Say Happy Holidays now, or I'll have you and your flabby ass cowering before the Supreme Liberal Court so fast it will make your dashboard Jesus' head spin like the witch girl in the Excorcist. Asshole."

What do you think? Anything I should add?

- B

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Berry Cool

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Wed Nov-21-07 06:48 PM
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9. Billo is on the front lines even as we speak.

He's gone over to Afghanistan to aim the Christmas cannons directly at the Taliban.

"They hate us for our free shipping."

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