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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 10:57 PM
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The Nightly GD Don't You Dare Bash MY Candidate thread - Black Friday Edition
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:01 PM
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1. I heard Chris Dodd has truck with demons.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:07 PM
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3. Joe Biden's hair transplant comes from the lanugo hairs of unborn lemurs
just sayin'.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:09 PM
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5. The grocery clerk mentioned that very thing to me this morning. Although for
most of the afternoon I was worried about Mike Gravel's syphilitic dementia.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:29 AM
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19. Gravel got that from a one night stand with Randolph Churchill in 1894
(Gravel really IS that old, trust me...)
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SharkSquid Donating Member (659 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:47 AM
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21. I LAUGHED SO HARD
I think i might have pooed a little
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:48 AM
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22. Granted, he's every bit the incorrigible stud now that he was in 1894.
"Reconstruct THIS!" was one of his battle cries on those lost weekends...
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:36 PM
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9. Links?
Can you verify this?:P
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:25 AM
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17. I could, but then I'd have to kill you.
n/t.
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SharkSquid Donating Member (659 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:06 PM
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2. I hear Kucinich once went on a Magical quest
for some lucky charms, but those kids kept trying to get em first.
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:08 PM
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4. I hear Hillary was hanging out with Obama and wearing a blue dress while obama was smoking
:)
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:53 PM
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11. No no no....it was Obama in the dress and HRC was smoking!
n/t.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:10 PM
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6. LBN: Al Gore has finally announced that he's willing to enter the race...
but only if KitchenWitch will agree to be his running mate.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:58 PM
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13. Stickily lies!
:P
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SharkSquid Donating Member (659 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:12 PM
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7. I hear Kucinich and Paul were caught
Making out behind the bleachers last week.
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:13 PM
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8. They all suck.
Undecided. :)
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:36 PM
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10. Yeah, I heard that Obama likes to wear lacy underthings.
;)
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-23-07 11:53 PM
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12. As long as they are a shade of blue, red I would object to,
actually I'd object to green, too.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:08 AM
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14. Nominated!
For a DUzy!

;-)


:rofl:

:evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:24 AM
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16. aw shucks!
:hi:
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porphyrian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:09 AM
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15. As if anyone here could even afford a candidate... -n/t
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:28 AM
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18. John Edwards and Martina McBride ARE THE SAME PERSON!
(or was it Alison Krauss?)
n/t.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-24-07 12:45 AM
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20. Say it isn't so!
x(
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