All your caucus are belong to us.

that's my new favorite thing.

Go EDWARDS!!!!!

GO EDWARDS!

:spray:

How are you gentlemen !!

My eyes! :P

What you say !

Go Edwards - passion for justice!!!!

:yourock:

nevermind... already said upthread :P

from: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/All_Your_Base_Are_Belong_To_Us

On Christmas
Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Christmas was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the mistletoe.
Operator2: We get signal.
Commander: What!
Operator: Mainscreen Turn on!
Commander: It's you! (O RLY!?)
CATS: How are you gentleman?
CATS: All your stocking are belong to us!
Commander: Oh teh noes!!
CATS: You are on the way to having crap holiday.
CATS: You have no chance to whip up a new batch of eggnog, make your time.
CATS: HAHAHA!
Commander: Man, he still acts like a dick, even on Christmas. Asshole.

On Halloween

Narrator: In the year A.D. 2006, Halloween was beginning.
Commander: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the doorbell.
Operator2: We get knocking.
Commander: What!
Operator: Main door open.
Commander: It's you!
CATS: How are you gentleman?! (dressed up as a cat)
CATS: All your king-size Snickers are belong to us!
Commander: We actually ran out, man.
CATS: What? Well, uh, then you are on the way to being TP'd!
CATS: You have no chance to survive, make your time!
CATS: Hahaha!
CATS: Oh, by the way, do you like my costume?
Commander: What? Uh, no.
CATS: N00b.
On Wedding Ceremony

In AD 2007, wedding was beginning...
Priest: What happen?
Groom: Somebody set up us the confetti.
Bride: We get objection!
Groom: Main church door open!
Priest: What can I do for you, my child?
Interruptor: How are you bride and groom? All your present are belong to us! You are on the way to annulment.
Priest: What you say, my child?
Interruptor: You have no chance to have baby make your time! HAHAHA!
: Groom: Father!
Priest: Take off wedding ring! You know what you doing! Remove wedding ring. For great annulment.
On Myspace

"In AD 2007, myspace war was beginning..."
Tom:what happen?
user:someone set up us the spam.
user:we get comments.
Tom:what?!?
Admin:main profile, log in.
Tom:it you!?!
CATS:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!
CATS:ALL YOUR SERVER MEMORY ARE BELONG TO US!
CATS:YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO CONFUSION!
Tom:what you say?!?
CATS:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO REMOVE DELETE YOUR PAGE!
CATS:HAHAHA!
Admin:Tom!
Tom:take off every spammer!
Tom:you know what your doing!
Tom:move spam!
Tom:for great myspace!
In Transformers

"In State Day of Cycle, 1141, war was beginning..."
Optimus Prime: What happen?
Ironhide: Someone set us up the Decepticon.
Ironhide: We get signal.
Prime: Main screen turn on.
Prime: It's you!!
Megatron: How are you Autobots!
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us!
Megatron: Your Sparks are on the way to extinguishing!
Prime: What you say?!?
Megatron: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Megatron: Hahaha....
Prime: Ironhide!
Prime: Take off every "Autobot"!
Ironhide: You know what you are doing.
Prime: Move "Autobot"!
Prime: 'Till all are one!
In Transformers: The Movie

"In AD. 2005, war was beginning..."
Ultra Magnus: What happen?
Hot Rod: Someone set us up the Galvatron.
Hot Rod: We get signal.
Ultra Magnus: Main screen turn on.
Ultra Magnus: It's you!!
Unicron: How are you Autobots!
Unicron: All your Matrix are belong to us!
Unicron: You are on the way to destruction!
Ultra Magnus: What you say?!?
Unicron: You have no chance to survive make your time!
Unicron: Hahaha....
Ultra Magnus: Hot Rod!
Ultra Magnus: Take the "Matrix"!
Hot Rod: You know what you are doing.
Ultra Magnus: Open "Matrix"!
Rodimus Prime: Light our darkest hour!
Altavista Babelfish Translation

Announcement 2101 war started.
(Explosion goes out)
Captain: By mistake is something of the earth which? You say!!
Engineer: That seems the way in someone putting in place the explosive.
Communication operator: Captain! The signal entered!
Captain: What!! B?
Communication operator: Range of vision comes to the principal screen.
Captain: Y!!
CATS: While using is it seems the gentleman way.
CATS: Cooperating with Federal Government power, the cat took over your entire basis.
CATS: I that and eventually the edge of your boat, presume that it is, oh.
Captain: Impossibility! T!!
CATS: Your cooperation thank you.
CATS: Cherish these several remaining times of your life.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: As for aircraft everything of ZIG! It takes off!!
Captain: As for us those reliance which cannot do thing...
Captain: Future as for desire because of us...
Captain: There is your hand. ZIG!!
In Shakespearean times

In the year of our Lord 1501, a great war hath begun.

King: What doth take place?
Servant: Those fiends hath set up us the gunpowder weapon of destruction.
Messenger: Sire, a message hath been bestowed upon us.
King: Darest thou repeat thyself!
Messenger: In the main hall of our castle great, our enemy hath appeared!
King: Thou it be, foulest of them all!
CATS: I bid ye good-den, king and servingmen.
CATS: All thine kingdom doth now belongest to us.
CATS: Thou art on the path to the greatest of destructions.
King: What hast thou spoken now, foe!
CATS: Thy hast no chance to survive, fools! Makest thou the last moments of thine life.
CATS: I shaketh with laughter over thy stupidity, o king!
Messenger: My lord?
King: Send out every zig rider to the last man!
King: Thy knowest what done must be.
King: Zigs, go forth with haste!
King: For our cause is just, and may the lord show us mercy.
In Chess

By move 23, war was beginning.

King: What happen ?
Rook: Someone set up us the pawn.
Bishop: We get checked.
King: What!
Bishop: King to e5.
Enemy King: How are you gentlemen!!
Enemy King: All your piece are belong to us.
Enemy King: You are on the way to checkmate.
King: What you say!!
Enemy King: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Enemy King: Check...
Bishop: King!!
King: Take off every "Knight".
King: You know what you doing.
King: Move "Knight".
King: For great checkmate.
In Star Wars

"A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far away..."
Rebel:What happen?
Captain Antilles:Someone set us up the Star Destroyer.
Rebel:We get docking tube.
Antilles:What?!?
Admin:Main airlock open.
Tom:It's you!
Darth Vader:How are you Rebels!
Vader:All your secret plans are belong to us!
Tom:what you say?!?
Vader:You have no chance to survive make your time.
Vader: Ha ha ha...
Antilles:C-3PO!
Antilles:Take off every escape pod!
Leia:You know what you doing?
Antilles:Launch pod!
Antilles:For great Rebel Alliance!
In Czarist Russia

In A.D. 1917, October revolution was beginning.

Nicholas II: What happen?
Soldier: Somebody set us up the revolution.
Messenger: We get commies.
Nicholas II: What!
Messenger: Main letter open.
Nicholas II: (reading letter) It’s you!!
Lenin: How are you gentlemen!!
Lenin: All your means of production are belong to us.
Lenin: You are on the way to socialism.
Nicholas II: What he write!!
Lenin: You have no chance to exploit the proletariat make your time.
Lenin: Ha ha ha ha ….
Messenger: Czar!
Nicholas II: Take off every ‘kulak’!!
Nicholas II: You know what you doing.
Nicholas II: Move ‘kulak”.
Nicholas II: For great feudalism.
In Sesame Street

At 5:31 pm, letter "P" was beginning.

Big Bird: What happen?
Elmo: Somebody set us up the alphabet.
Big Bird: We get numbers.
Elmo: What!
Big Bird: Main counting turn on.
Big Bird: It’s you!!
BERTS: How are you Muppets!!
BERTS: All your "P"s are belong to us.
BERTS: You are on the way to learning.
Big Bird: What you say!!
BERTS: You have no chance to count to ten make your time.
BERTS: Ha ha ha ha...
Big Bird: Elmo!
Big Bird: Take off every letter "R"!!
Elmo: You know what you doing.
Big Bird: Move letter "R".
Big Bird: For great Sesame Street.
In Retirement Home

In AD 2006 Retirement was begining

Old Man#1: Whhwhwat happen?
Old Man#2:(sleeping) somebody set up us the bomb...zzzzzzzzzzz
Old Man#3:We get signal, and it's interfering with my hearing aid.
Old Man#3:Main screen door open.
Old Man#1:It's it's it's....you!
Old Lady(Katrina):How are you gentalmen?
Katrina:All your pills are belong to us
Katrina:There no way to you to retrieve medication!
Old Man#1(nearly deaf):What you say?
Katrina:You have...(reads scientific name for pills)Noch ants to serviv e mak yer tim???
Katrina:HAHAHA(coughs badly)
Old Man#2(still sleeping):General....zzzzzz
Old man#1:Take off on walker.
Old Man#1:(struggling with walker)move walker!
Old Man#1:For greattt.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
In n00b and 1337 5P34K
All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The Movie!!1!1
All Your Base Are Belong To Us. The Movie!!1!1

1N circa 2101 W4rz w4z b3g1n1n'

CoolComander: OMFG WTF H4pp3nz??¿?!11
Skywalker: 50M3 b1thez r4p3d 0uR a55eZ
n3rd1039: omfg!!111 5ign4l w3 g07
CoolComander: WTF!!?11!11
n3rd1039: lolololololol
CoolComander: stfu b1tch!
n00bc0m3r: HIYOUSUCKDICKSMOTHERFUCKERSLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
n00bc0m3r: IMAHACKERGIVEMEYOURIP'SYOUBITCHES
n00bc0m3r: AAAAAAAAA!
CoolComander: OMFG g37 d0wn teh Lock Caps U n00b!!!!11
n00bc0m3r: LOLOLO!!IGOTURIP'S!!!11RUNBITCHESRUN!!111!11
n00bc0m3r: LOL!1
n3rd1039: CoolComander cum h3r3!
CoolComander: OMFG! TurN 0N teh Fi3rw4llZ!!1
CoolComander: 5t0P d0wnl04din' pr0n!!!1
CoolComander: tUrN teh fuckin' Fi3rWallz b1tchez!!11111lololol
CoolComander: OMFG sTFU n00b!!1
In the Tinned Foods aisle

In Celsius 2101, Warmth was beginning.

Captain Branston: What happen!?
HP Sauce: Somebody set up us the table!
Commis Operator: We get baked beans.
Branston: What? Main toaster turn on. It's you!
HEINZ: How are you bean fanatics !! All your beans are belong to HEINZ. You are on the way to being buttered.
Branston: What you say!?
HEINZ:You have no chance to be toasted, beans in brine. Ha ha ha....
Branston: Move beans, for great toastice! For great toastice, move every bean. Take off every bean fart.
Westboro Baptist Church

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Homosexual Captain: What happen ?
Homosexual Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Homosexual Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Fred Phelps: God hates you, you dirty fags!!
Fred Phelps: All your dirty stinking fag base are belong to us.
Fred Phelps: You are on the way to damnation.
Captain: What you say !!
Fred Phelps: You have no chance to be forgiven make your time.
Fred Phelps: Ha ha ha ha ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'Fag' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Fag'.
Captain: For great justice.
In Baseball
All four of em'.
All four of em'.

In A.D. 2101
Baseball game was beginning.
Team Captain: What happen ?
First Base Man: Somebody set up us the ball.
Announcer: We get announcement.
Team Captain: What !
Announcer: Main teleprompter replay screen turn on.
Team Captain: It's you !!
Team CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
Team CATS: All your base are belong to us.
Team CATS: You are on the way to losing World Series.
Team Captain: What you say !!
Team CATS: You have no chance to win game make half time.
Team CATS: Ha ha ha ha ....
Announcer: Captain !!
Team Captain: Take off every 'Performance Enhancing Steroids' !!
Team Captain: You know what you doing.
Team Captain: Inject 'Performance Enhancing Steroids'.
Team Captain: For great loss of testicles.

I will drink some more brandy now and then go to bed...

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