Bush needs to get back to Washington and DO SOMETHING

about poor "Scooter" the lost and semi-kidnapped pug dog in Tulsa! If this is important enough to take a huge block of time on CNN this morning-it requires at least an executive order. One of the rightful owners of this mutt is 5 months pregnant! Think of what the stress of this is doing to her fetus! Besides, * is partial to organisms named "Scooter" who are sons of bitches, as we all know.

Good grief, if they can't find a missing blond girl....

That said, I hope the situation resolves itself in a good manner. The owners of "Scooter" have offered to replace the dog for the little girl who has it. The parent who wrote the note says he or she has been sober for six months-that person's AA sponsor needs to tell them a stunt like this is not good for their sobriety. As for the dog, it's lucky it didn't get hit by a car-it never would have made CNN for that.