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theredpen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:42 PM
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Where is Dick Cheney?
Seriously.

I've Googled around and I've even checked the White House web site, and I can't find any public appearances by Cheney in the last 2-3 weeks. He seems overdue for something. Is he possibly in a coma in an undisclosed location somewhere or have I missed something?
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Captain Angry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:43 PM
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1. He's scheduled to meet with President Gul of Turkey tomorrow
After Gul has meetings with Bush and Rice.

I found that after somebody posted the same question earlier. It got me wondering the same thing.
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Fearless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:44 PM
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2. I believe you will find him working the bilge pumps.
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kurth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:45 PM
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3. Hibernating in Punxsutawney
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treestar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:45 PM
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4. At an undisclosed location
Preparing to defend America from the Islamofascists. :sarcasm:
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WHEN CRABS ROAR Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:46 PM
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5. Did he crawl back under his rock ?
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:47 PM
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6. Did you look under the rock over there? n/t
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:48 PM
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7. He's like that character in the H.P. Lovecraft story, "Cool Air."
He's actually dead, and if the air conditioning goes out he'll rot.
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:48 PM
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8. plotting again?? while eyes are watching the Primary, darth cheney
is cooking up another scheme, hmmmm...never take your eyes off the enemy.
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:52 PM
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9. What is Dick Cheney? WHY is Dick Cheney?
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Webster Green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:53 PM
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10. Fucking with Iran..
Trying to provoke a confrontation so he can blow them to smithereens. (whatever they are)
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momster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:53 PM
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11. In the Straits of Hormuz
operating a motor boat, would be my guess.
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screembloodymurder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:11 PM
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16. You beat me to it.
LOL.
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Wwagsthedog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 10:59 PM
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12. We'd best know where he is...
...or get our asses shot off by deadeye dick.
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Yael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:02 PM
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13. House hunting with his realtor in Dubai?
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:04 PM
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14. Probably moving nukes around the country getting set for Iran --- !!!
Edited on Mon Jan-07-08 11:09 PM by defendandprotect
Or selling them . . . !!!
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BeHereNow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:09 PM
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15. Well, if you remember, the Church threatened to start exorcisms on satanists this year...
I would imagine Cheney knew they might be coming for HIM for sure.
BHN
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:14 PM
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17. Arranging for boat-loads of mystery men to threaten the US Navy?
Tonkin, Hormuz... meh, geography is a trifle. Just so somebody can claim somebody attacked so they can get another war on.
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Marie26 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:18 PM
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18. Pushing to invade Pakistan.
It's getting to the point that I don't really want to know what Cheney's up to. The answer is always: nothing good.

Pakistan Says Won't Let Foreign Troops on Its Soil

January 7, 2008

Reuters - The New York Times said on Sunday the U.S. government was considering expanding the authority of the CIA and the military to conduct far more aggressive covert operations in Pakistan.

...

U.S. MEETING

The New York Times, citing senior Bush administration sources, said U.S. officials met in the United States on Friday. While no decision was made at the meeting, options under discussion included the CIA working with the U.S. military's Special Operations forces. Among those reported at the meeting were Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the Times said.

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New options for expanded covert operations under consideration included loosening reins on the CIA so it could strike at targets in Pakistan, officials told the newspaper. If the CIA were given wider latitude, it could call in military help or charge Special Operations forces to act under its authority, the Times said.

http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/world/international-pakistan-usa.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:19 PM
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19. Laying very, very low in the process of solidifying his family's role as...
the premier war profiteers in all of American history, you know, for his retirement
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:32 PM
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20. It requires increasing amounts of formaldehyde to keep him from smelling badly
They now soak him in it for days on end.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-07-08 11:57 PM
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21. He vacations as much as the Chimp, if not more.
He's probably been shooting things in TX or WY. I was wondering the same thing! :hi:
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goodgd_yall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 12:41 AM
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22. Restoring his cholesterol
I'm hoping.
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