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deminks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:02 PM
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Is Chimpy going to have some sort of religious experience?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/09/2134649.htm

Lights in the Old City of Jerusalem will be turned off before dawn this week so visiting US President George W Bush can get a better view of the sun rising over its ancient walls.

Mr Bush, who arrives in the Middle East today for a visit lasting more than a week, had made a request to watch the sun rise over the Old City from his suite at the King David Hotel, a municipal spokesman said on Tuesday.

To make the scene more dramatic, the authorities have decided to turn off the lights illuminating the limestone walls before dawn on Thursday and Friday, the spokesman told reporters.

(end snip)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/01/09/2134649.htm

I dunno, maybe a little chat with God, or an epiphany?
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:04 PM
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1. Why not just have the sun rise in the west?
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Somawas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:05 PM
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2. Maybe God will strike him dead?
I can always hope.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:05 PM
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3. You know
I have no idea how long he's been gone or when he's coming back, but I almost forgot about him. It was lovely.
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:06 PM
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5. He tour of the Mid-East is Jan. 9-11
9-11, no joke.
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Patsy Stone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:12 PM
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12. Aw, jeez.
That is tacky. Thanks for the info. I wish he'd stay away until January 9th of next year.
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tekisui Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:06 PM
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4. He'll out over the darken city, with 10,000 Israeli security forces
protecting him and feel like drunk sociopath. It's as close to a religious experience as he can get.
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OneGrassRoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:06 PM
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6. Oh no, is there something in the Rapture scenario that entails him being over there...
when all hell breaks loose?

Like many here, I just want a bit of a heads-up on the Rapture thing...I wanna place dibs on some neighbors' stuff.

:evilgrin:
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upi402 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:09 PM
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9. Yeah, the churchins across the street have a bichen plasma
Please God, puhleeez!
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progpen Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:08 PM
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7. The Demented One wants to go one-on-one with the Almighty One.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:09 PM
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8. it`s "biblical"---and i mean not in a good way
i`m sure jesus would disapprove of his presence.
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:10 PM
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10. he's gonna remind God that he's the deciderer
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WinkyDink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:11 PM
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11. He actually believes he is a Man of Destiny. What a complete psychopathic NPD.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:14 PM
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13. One Dim Bulb shall light the way.
Praiiiiiiiiiissssseeeee.
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:16 PM
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14. The epiphany dealt with wise men. I don't think there's much
chance for Chimpy.

Funny story. Our minister (very small liberal Pres. church) had children's chat before the sermon. Everyone said they love it every Sunday because they don't know what's gonna come out of my young son's mouth. He's about the only kid down there, so there is no hiding. Well, they were discussing the Epiphany and how the wise men went to visit Herod. They talked about how Herod was the most horrible King ever because he wanted to kill all the baby boys just to get one. My son was not prompted and I had no idea what the 'chat' was going to be about, but at coffee hour he compared Herod to * and how soldiers have been dying just to get one man.

While I agreed in my heart with my son in my heart, I was highly afraid to walk down out of the balcony and down to coffee hour. No need. Other people were agreeing also.
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kskiska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:18 PM
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15. Only if he's wearing his magic bathrobe as he views the sunrise
(snip)

Awaiting Mr Bush at his King David suite - reportedly costing $US2,600 a night - will be a white bathrobe embroidered with his name in gold, local media have reported.

Israeli television broadcast footage of the garment throughout the day on Tuesday.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:24 PM
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16. I bet they're calling this:
Operation Dim Bulb
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paparush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-08-08 08:30 PM
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17. Its so they can see the flash and mushroom cloud when they nuke Tehran.
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