I have just returned from the future...

And John McClain swelled into a balloon after the California primary and floated away skyward. He has not been seen since except for an Australian radioscope on the 19th.

Ron Huckabee and Mittens were caught in a hotel room then both unexpectedly conceded and moved to Denmark.

Hillary and Obama conceded and asked all to support Kucinich.

John Edwards was mysteriously risen into the firmament by a bright white light.

Obama was risen to a etherized plane where MLK came forth from the vapors and slapped the shit out of him.

Guilianni (sp?) Simply burst into flames and fell into a hole that wasn't there a minute ago.

Fred Thompson just fell asleep and didn't wake up.


Shortly afterwards, a bright light cut through the clouds and a silver staircase descended. "Hail to the Chief" wafted through the air.

All eyes looked forward and up to the Sun giving a halo to the silver steps.

And a figure was seen.

Two legs,
Two Arms,
Stepping slowly
and deliberately.

The entire world held its breath.

"It's our Savior!"
"t's a Miracle!"

and the face got closer.

"Uhhhh..."
"Unnnnh..."

The crowd was silent. A slow murmur could be heard.

It couldn't be.

But it was...

The next President.


"What the fuck is he doing here!"

The man wore robes and sandals. He had long hair and a beard.
He looked like a fucking hippie.

Then he started talking as if it were our duty to provide for the poor...

And the bombs began to drop. There was so much noise that you couldn't hear much more of what he said.

Afterwards, people were quiet. As if they were ashamed.

n/t

Who is John McClain?

Who is Ron Huckabee?

Inquiring minds want to know. :evilgrin:

You will find out.

:o

Best roles for both Brad and Bruce.

:bounce: I have your rant on the South bookmarked, btw.

What a fucking movie, I love Terry Gillian.


And thanks for leting me know about the bookmark. That gives me more "umph" to write here.

Cheers :toast:

I'm trying to imagine the Star Spangled Banner played on naked bongos.

LOL :toast:

I am a mature adult.