Hysterical! Amazon Tags for Jonah Goldberg's New "Book"

Have you seen this? Too funny. Below is just page one of the tags, but for me they could have stopped at "doughy pantload". :rofl:

got really creative. :rofl:

I can has job mom
banged out by howler monkeys
cheeto-erotic asphyxiation

:rofl: :rofl:

I love the tags. I don't see reader reviews on Amazon. Did they get rid of those?

Try this link, scroll down. Perhaps you'd like to review it yourself? They could really use a few more.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0385511841/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

http://www.sadlyno.com/

Believe it or not, there’s a sort of conservative underground that’s banging on the Amazon 1-star ratings of your book to the point where Amazon is taking them down. And I love it! I mean, they’re just disapppearing them.

:rofl:

And you've got to see the customer images for "doughy pantload"

Here's one I CAN show:

what did howler monkeys ever do to you?

This, despite all their innate charm and humor.

:spray::rofl:

K&R

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: They had me at "howler monkeys".

It looks like folks got HIS number alright.

Book review to asterisk the RW vanity fests won't even be interested.

This is hysterical and I want to come back to it first thing tomorrow!

:rofl:

ein vol ein reich ein bag von cheetos

:shrug:

"ein volk, ein reich, ein fuhrer," or roughly "one people, one country, one leader," or, in Jonah's case, "ein bag von Cheetos." Not that there's anything wrong with Cheetos, but only the crunchy ones. I don't much fancy the puffed ones.

They stain my fingers. Thanks for the info! :hi:

Ein volk, ein reich, ein bag von cheetos

One people, one empire, one bag of cheetos.

so funny!

one state(?), one bag of cheetos!!!

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But this may be the funniest of all: "well-researched"

hah! his mother must have posted that.

And a mouth breathing, fascist ass cantaloupe like Jonah Goldberg?

There was a Great Cheetos Experiment over there >

http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/7778.html

a blended concoction of Cheetos and Mountain Dew is the "real" Right-Wing Kool-Aid?

That's hilarious!

:spray:

That "doughy pantload" is a real wacko, isn't he?

:rofl: :rofl:

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ten pounds of crap in a five pound book...

(Notice how I correctly used the subjunctive "were.")

Only problem is, I'm too much of a hardbody, baby! :rofl:

Maybe just "Pantload" would work.

you treasure-hunter, you. :D :hug:

:rofl:

this is priceless!

ten pounds of crap in a five pound book :spray:

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I read that and laughed outloud. Not good since I'm supposed to be drafting a very unfunny loan agreement for a company in Moldova. Low grade fish wrapping is good too. Hmm, perhaps my loan agreement can be used for that after we're finished with it.

I accidentally walked naked past the full-length mirror, and I've been laughing all day.

That one wins for most disturbing involuntarily conjured image...

made a tag and linked the review to a documentary about the Plight of Mental Patients. I've never seen anything spammed like this ! (I doubt Amazon will publish it!) Wonder who started it.. where else can we go? What else can we do? If we were this active on political agendas, would Dick Cheney be impeached? I start wondering about chyte like that this late at night after a good long Amazon spamming session.

Thanks for the diversion!

thank you so much for the laugh!

I nudged it up just now...