If K.C., MO. was attacked, would Mayor Funkhouser qualify as president of the U.S.?

Philosoraptor

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Thu Jan-10-08 06:47 AM
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If K.C., MO. was attacked, would Mayor Funkhouser qualify as president of the U.S.?

Edited on Thu Jan-10-08 07:04 AM by Philosoraptor

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Kansas City, Mo. Mayor Mark Funkhouser

Let's imagine the worst for a moment, that Kansas City, Missouri is attacked by Islamofascist terrorists, (it could happen!), and then the Mayor of Kansas City could run for president of the United States based soley on his stellar performance and cool-headedness during the chaos.

Is America really ready for a President Funkhouser?

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Philosoraptor

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Thu Jan-10-08 06:54 AM
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1. I was born on 9-11 & I am offended by this post....R. Giuliani

My mother's maiden name was Nina Levin, my birthday is nine eleven, I was the mayor on nine eleven for Christ's sake, this alone qualifies me to be king of the fucking world for nine eleven's sake!

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leftyladyfrommo

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Thu Jan-10-08 07:11 AM
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2. Poor Funk.

He has had kind of a rocky start. But I think he is starting to get a clue.

And no. He wouldn't make it as president.

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Philosoraptor

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Thu Jan-10-08 07:12 AM
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3. Yeah but he LOOKS presidential.

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leftyladyfrommo

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Thu Jan-10-08 10:22 AM
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7. You Think? I think he looks a little like a ghoul.

That's not nice. And I hate it when I judge people by their looks. But he is about 6'7 and just rail thin. And his face always looks so gaunt.

His wife would certainly make an interesting first lady! She is so controversial here in Kansas City. She has caused a lot of the problems he has gotten himself into.

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Thothmes

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Thu Jan-10-08 07:58 AM
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4. Yes,

Provided he was born an American citizen and is at least 35 years of age.

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RB TexLa

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Thu Jan-10-08 08:10 AM
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5. Beat me to it.

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Annces

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Thu Jan-10-08 08:36 AM
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6. Born to lie

Alien lizard.

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Virginia Dare

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Thu Jan-10-08 10:27 AM
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8. Well, that depends..

would Funkhouser cash in on people's fear and paranoia and start fleecing the American people's tax dollars. Would he whore himself out as an "expert" on terrorism? Oh, and would he dump his wife on live teevee and shack up with some other broad on the taxpayer's dime?

If he would do all of these things, then I would say yes.

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leftyladyfrommo

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Thu Jan-10-08 12:14 PM
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9. Wow - that is way harsh. n/t

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