Since when does FoxNews have a sex advice column?

oooooh BROTHER:

What’s it going to take to get her into bed?

Whether he’s just met a gal or has been dating a dame for a while, this is the million-dollar question that looms in the back of nearly every man’s mind when his focus becomes that of pleasure pursuits.

Between his options of playing games, point blank asking her, popping the question or begging her, getting a little bit — or a whole lot — of lovin’ can seem like a truly head-spinning endeavor, that is, unless you know the fine art of seduction.

When you wear a "sexpert" hat like me, men are always bashfully asking you to give them guidance on how to score more with women of interest or those they have been wooing for a while. Thankfully, there are some surefire techniques that will make her weak in the knees and game for intimacy.

All you need to do is brush up on your Casanova routine, create Eros-inducing moments and employ some warm-up seduction moves that would put Romeo to shame.



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,321867,00.html

Let's not be forgetting this.

... it's the ethical thing to do.

Your partner will love you for it!

Take a tap-dance class for an added dimension to your love-making.

For a real turn-on, steal quarters from beggars' cups together.

...on your Casanova routine..."

Yeah. If you're trying to boink Rue McClanahan.

LOL....Rue McClanahan!

Game for intimacy? Sweet.

And - alas - I'm not making this one up.

http://www.usmagazine.com/node/12871

on the shelf for now!

Gee, those Brooklyn Dodgers sure have a swell team, don't they? I'm taking Mamie to the Polo Grounds tomorrow to watch them play the Giants!

:silly:

Tune in next week for Time Capsule Theater, the year will be 1748.

Forsooks for if we are caught the red letter shall certainly make its appearance.

-Hoot

Of course they're hypocrites but sheesh!

I searched that odd phrase "sexpert" hat and found this from September 26, 2006 on Huffington Post:

Fox News Sexpert: Welcome To College! Have Lots Of Sex!

Posted Tuesday September 26, 2006 at 03:31 PM

Is this video clip really on Fox News? Yep, right here on the homepage in the "FNC iMag" lifestyle video section, and its a video segment labelled "Campus Hookups." And in this segment, FNC "relationship expert" Marie Forleo offers advice incoming college coeds about dating and sex, including but not limited to go out and meet people in bars, try not to sleep with your professors, and go ahead and have a lot of sex. Seriously.

This video — which MSNBC has been airing and debating all day (hat tip) — has to be seen to be believed — not necessarily because Forleo gives bad advice (we'll get to that — though query the absence of a single reference to STDs) but because it just seems so out of place to have an FNC-endorsed expert cheerfully counselling kids to go on out to bars and "meet people" as montages of partyers drink onscreen (beer, wine, and I could've sworn I saw a shooter) as a beat thrums in the background. Again: This is on Fox News?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/eat-the-press/2006/09/26/fox-news-sexpert-welcom_e_30301.html

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and what happened to that last Fox Sexpert? Amazon has this - Somehow I can't imagine them passing this book out at the Republican Convention ... although it's got a catchy Larry Craig kind of title:

Make Every Man Want You (or Make Yours Want You More): How To Be So Damn Irresistible You'll Barely Keep From Dating Yourself! (Paperback)
by Marie Forleo (Author) "Irresistibility 101 lays groundwork for having a brilliant life, magical relationships and, of course, being authentically irresistible..." (more)
Key Phrases: Unattractive Habit

LOL, have you ever heard him reading his lameo GOP porn book? Stephanie Miller plays those excerpts sometimes.

:P

That line on the commercial always cracks me up. GOOD IDEA SHERLOCK!