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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:11 PM
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Republican Party Found Dead on Airport Bathroom Floor
http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=2822

(Ucs News : International) Washington D.C. was rocked today by the stunning news of the death of the GOP. According to Police officials on the scene of the discovery "We found it lying there hugging the toilet, stone dead on the bathroom floor."

The time of the death of the Republican party has been established as 3:45am on Tuesday morning. Investigators, however can not agree on the cause of death of the GOP.

Political analysts are considering many contributing factors. Some blame the failed war on terror, the misadventures in Iraq or even the general racism and hypocrisy that have plagued the party for years.

According to party insiders the GOP had been suffering from several dangerous and chronic conditions. snip
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Tierra_y_Libertad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:12 PM
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1. Did it have it's tap shoes on?
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bemildred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:16 PM
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2. Another OD?
Worshiping the Porcelain God?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:17 PM
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3. Auto-erotic asphyxiation?
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pocoloco Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:17 PM
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4. Not to worry!
Hillary or Obama can raise the dead!!
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seemslikeadream Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:17 PM
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5. bathroom floor
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Nitrogenica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:18 PM
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6. But if they lose we won't get the biggest tax cut in US history.
No bribe for us.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 11:03 PM
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7. it was discovered that they died of attrition, they couldnt find any women that would stoop so low
as to have sex with them for any amount of money.. they just became extinct... celebrations can be found anywhere, everywhere.. all are invited, free beer, free weed, freedom at last..FREEDOM AT LAST.!!!
:party: :toast: :bounce: :kick: :grouphug: :headbang: :woohoo: :applause:
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