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Uben Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 08:57 AM
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DUzy withdrawals
I don't think I can make it till sevenish! I'm thinking about some kind of sleep enhancement to get me through till this evening.
Anyone know of a cure?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 09:01 AM
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1. Take a walk.
I'm planning to take about 100 of them... :rofl:
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fasttense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 09:02 AM
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2. Are you looking for a cure for sleep?
Like death and taxes, there is no cure.

I once read an article that declared all doctors were failures because they have not developed a cure for death. Perhaps for similar reasons, all pharmaceuticals are failures because they have not found a cure for sleep.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 09:03 AM
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3. try these
they're kind of old but are entirely classic

http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 09:34 AM
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4. Hey, this one is for W:
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 10:25 AM
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5. Yup seems to work for him
Edited on Sat Jan-12-08 10:27 AM by stellanoir
It can't forever though. IMHO

Sheesh it's supposed to be a joke not a way of life.
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CorpGovActivist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 10:26 AM
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6. They're Taking away DUzies Now? Can the Mods Do That?!?
:rofl:

- Dave
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Danascot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jan-12-08 11:04 AM
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7. A cold shower usually works for me NT
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