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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:12 PM
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Man Shoots Self During Robbery
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_ROBBER_SHOOTS_SELF?SITE=NYSAR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

You just can't make this stuff up:

KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) -- A man accidentally shot himself in the groin as he was robbing a convenience store Tuesday, police said.

A clerk told police a man carrying a semiautomatic handgun entered the Village Pantry demanding cash and a pack of cigarettes. The clerk put the cash in a bag and as she turned to get the cigarettes, she heard the gun discharge.

Police say surveillance video shows the man shooting himself as he placed the gun in the waistband of his pants. The clerk wasn't injured.

A short time later, police found 25-year-old Derrick Kosch at a home with a gunshot wound to his right testicle and lower left leg.

...snip

more at link

Ouch. Was it really worth it?

Moral of the story: Don't stick a gun down your pants.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:13 PM
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1. Trying to remove himself from the gene pool the hard way.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:15 PM
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2. well, at least removing his...
sperm from the gene pool.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:16 PM
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3. Oh damn, that sounds painful.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:19 PM
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4. This one belongs with Stupid Criminals
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backscatter712 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:19 PM
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5. Does this make him eligible for a Darwin Award?
Dunno - he still has his left nut...
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:21 PM
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6. Possble Darwin Award nominee...
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JBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:22 PM
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7. A couple Enzyte pills and he'll be fine. n/t
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:48 PM
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8. Good.
I have no pity for armed robbers. Give this man a Darwin Award and a stiff prison sentence. And make sure the other inmates know about it.

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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:51 PM
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9. You said stiff...
:rofl:

Not for a while
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aikoaiko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 12:58 PM
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10. Didn't follow the four rules of firearm safety. tsk tsk
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:05 PM
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11. You would have thought he could identify it
:spray:

Damn, I think I'm getting Feisty. George must be finished with him. :rofl:
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:16 PM
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12. I live in Indiana
and we were treated to the surveillance video and got to listen to the 911 call too. Couldn't see real close up, but you can tell when it happened. The perp just folded across the counter, before taking off.

A reporter asks the bashful crook "Was it worth it?"

Video: http://mfile.akamai.com/12928/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2008/0116/15058182.200k.asx
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LanternWaste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 01:50 PM
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13. So the bumper sticker IS true...
So the bumper sticker IS true...

"When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children"

Candy bars, car keys, a lighter, even a phone-- but a gun in my pants? That's just crazy...
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