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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 02:56 PM
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 02:58 PM
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1. Here I am done with this take it back to the kitchen
The pResident says "Yes Sir" and does as his bosses tell him
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 02:59 PM
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2. Just rub the lamp and you will have all the oil you need...
and if you believe that, I have a camel out back I'd like to sell you.
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sazemisery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 02:59 PM
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3. "Rub this urn and a genie will appear and grant you 3 wishes." n/t
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IdesOfOctober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:00 PM
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4. "This myrrh will keep your fur nice and shiny."
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:01 PM
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5. hehehehhehehe
These wise men we are NOT
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:01 PM
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6. 'you fuckers drink oil too?'
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:02 PM
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7. Hey! Didja steal the tablecloth off the picnic table in Crawford for yer head thingy? Heh heh heh.
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Reader Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:05 PM
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8. Cool bong! Which end do I take a hit from?
:smoke:
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maddiejoan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 03:06 PM
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9. heh okay
"That's the biggest dick I've ever seen! How did you get it that big?"

The bearded guy replies, "I'm a genie, I can do anything."

The President says, "Can you make mine like that?"

The bearded guy smiles and says, "A favor for a favor?"

The President says, "I'll do anything."

The bearded guy says, "I want you to bend over so I can give it to you in the arse."

The President says "OK, I guess."

The bearded guy steps up behind the President and does his thing. He finishes and asks, "How old are ye?"

The President replies, "62."

The bearded man laughs and says, "You're 62 and you still believe in genies?"
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 04:41 PM
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10. Hash tea? Sure, love the stuff... lived on that shit in college. n/t
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ProgressiveFool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 05:01 PM
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11. "Um, you might not want to drink that. I thought it was a piss-pot." /nt
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-16-08 05:17 PM
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12. If I rub that, who will pop out, Unka Dick or Condi?
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