We Liberals are so Totalitarian

I am changing my ways...

Corporations should have the FREEDOM to market sugar pills and call it heart medicine
The Food Industry should have the FREEDOM to voluntarily check whether or not rodents have made living quarters out of the meat they serve us as food
Churches should have the FREEDOM to endorse candidates and push propaganda on the American People
Gay people should have the FREEDOM to be thrown in jail
Bush should have the FREEDOM to withhold important documents from the American People

But those Liberal Fascists had to create the FDA, the FEC, had to fight for tolerance and civil rights, and had to create that totalitarian Freedom of Information Act.

All thanks to Jonah Goldberg for opening my eyes.

And just in case any Freepers are really buying this conversion, this was :sarcasm:.

which we of course don't know is rat-infested. History has shown that people are never, ever taken advantage of by unscrupulous companies out to make a buck and that those companies will gladly police themselves. Right?

</sarcasm>

dear jonah didn't even know who created fascism, or what it actually means.

it's depressing how stupid so many on the reich actually are.