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Got bored so i worked on my e-mail signatures. (Hey, it beats doing work!)
And got a brainstorm, doing definitions from a conservative pov.
Let me know what you think and feel free to add more..
Right Wing Think Tank: Any Institution committed to making "Shit Sandwich" sound delicious.
Patriotism: The art of convincing young men they should die so old men can make money.
Political Pundit: Job involving making people worry about stupid shit so they don't spend time thinking about important shit.
God and Country: An acceptable excuse for actions that normally would get you tried for crimes against humanity.
Conservative Media: A thing which hundreds of conservatives on Television and Radio and in Print will tell you does not exist.
Family Values:The philosophy that only some families have value
Free Market: The philosophy that markets have the freedom to own and charge for things that used to be free.
Christian Conservative:A religious belief that allows you to use Jesus to justify everything Jesus was against.
And yes, I am aware that most of these have probably already been done.
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