From the Makers of Halliburton Handcream: RBC Life Sciences Inks Deal with Dana?

CorpGovActivist

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Thu Jan-17-08 02:58 PM
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From the Makers of Halliburton Handcream: RBC Life Sciences Inks Deal with Dana?

Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 03:03 PM by CorpGovActivist

http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&q=halliburton+rbc+skin">But who will be the Halliburton Handcream <Hedacted>?

:silly:

- Dave

P.S. You may remember Halliburton's spin doctors from such stories as the http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=halliburton+cathy+mann+rape">alleged KBR gang rape, and the http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nigeria+cathy+mann+halliburton">Nigeria bribery story. More links http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=halliburton+rbc+skin&sa=N&tab=nw">related to the RBC deal.

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IdesOfOctober

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:07 PM
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1. How in the hell did you find that?

Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 03:09 PM by IdesOfOctober

:rofl:

Ides

P.S. OMG, we should do a spoofomercial!

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CorpGovActivist

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:45 PM
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6. A Spoofomercial?!?!?

I love it. You could be the hand model!

- Dave

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JackBeck

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:09 PM
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2. Can't wait for the day when Halliburton

becomes my corporate overlord.

"Halliburton is PEACE. Freedom is SLAVERY. Ignorance is STRENGTH."

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CorpGovActivist

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:10 PM
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3. Free AsbestosLiner with Every Purchase!

Here's your free tote bag.

- Dave

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JackBeck

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:13 PM
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4. More Shrapnel With Every Bite!

Brought to you by one of our subsidiaries!

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CorpGovActivist

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Thu Jan-17-08 03:15 PM
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5. Try New and Improved PigStick...

... for those unsightly lips.

- Dave

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IdesOfOctober

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Thu Jan-17-08 04:11 PM
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7. It rubs the lotion on its skin

Edited on Thu Jan-17-08 04:13 PM by IdesOfOctober

Caption: Karl Rove's stimulus package.

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CorpGovActivist

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Thu Jan-17-08 05:00 PM
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8. Ewwwwwwwwwww

I was already queasy.

:puke:

- Dave

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