Smoking could someday save yo @zzzzzzzz? (I'm Series!1!1!1!!)

In this upside down bizarro BushCo-world, where yet another "tax cut" to "repair" the damage done to our economy, by all those previous four or five frivolous tax cuts for the wealthy, pushed through congress by Bushco, cleverly disguised as "Stimulants To The Economy" and coupled with the mass exodus of a couple of million good paying American production jobs off-shored to the Far East, there may still be a tiny glimmer of HOPE on the horizon, for the weary downtrodden Camel smoker of old!

(sorry 'bout the run on sentence, but this is a time for good taste and to hell with good grammar!)

Anyway...sit your tired @zz down this mornin', with a good cup of "JOE", light up a nice plumpish fat Camel and read this upbeat report. And then weep tears of joy, if you've saved a few hard earned unredeemed C-Notes over your smoke filled years!

"DOLLAR PLUMMETS AGAINST 'CAMEL CASH'

New York -- The U.S. dollar fell sharply against Camel Cash for the third straight week after it was announced the U.S. trade deficit swelled to more than $60 billion last month.

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/1_2605/camelcash.html

BTW...have you checked out the WWW to see what your fine prizes that you once purchased with your C-notes are worth?(WOW WOW WEE WOW!1!!1!!)

I think I might have enough C-Notes left to pay for a tombstone!(thanks to Joe)

Edited...For Good Grammar An' Spellin'!

and I'm still glad I could. It took a lot of trying...and if if I could...you can too!

Thanks for sharing. I needed a good laugh this morning.


My Favorite Master Artist: Karen Parker GhostWoman Studios

I got a good chuckle out of it too! A good laugh is getting as hard to come by these days as a gallon of gasoline!

antihume abounds, and dats no laughing matter. But I won't let them take that! Must have humor to survive! It's like a college degree, once you have it, no one can ever take it away. :hug:

One is a strong shift of wit...the other is a strong w____ __ ___t)(fill in the blanks)

You be naughty! :spank: :spank: and I love it! :applause: :applause: :applause:

Now it's GPC non filters.

It took me about 40 years to finally quit. I tried a dozen times to quit but a bypass, two heart attacks and a stroke finally did the trick for me.

Kids...if you think starting to smoke makes you look big...wait till you quit! I had to cut out the carbs after a year of being off the cigarettes to get the extra weight off, but I feel 100% better nowdaze! I still want a smoke every now and then, but I know if I have one I'll be hooked again.

And now..."I don't smoke, I don't chew and I don't f??? with them that do!"(jus kiddin')

to fix our fucked up econmoy

Peeps losing homes, jobs, businesses, investments, etc, inclu self esteem....

Joy Down, Depression UP..... Them Pubs look like crap now?? Just wait..it gets worse for them

"Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Eight Years Ago?" Our guys need to use the old Reagan line on the sorry fuxxx!

The word is that Bush has two brains...the biggest one of the two, is almost the size of a BB.

After 8 years of Trusting them Republicans,,,can we Trust them again???

Are Fools are What???

The Pubs have Lost the TRUST and they know it....this should be a question for them question and wimp answer things they got going....