Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.

The Republicans believe in the minimum wage — the more the minimum, the better.

Republicans don’t like people who talk about depressions. You can hardly blame them for that. You remember the old saying: Don’t talk about rope in the house where somebody has been hanged.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he’d lie just to keep his hand in.

Nixon is one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants

Herbert Hoover once ran on the slogan, “Two cars in every garage”. Apparently the Republican candidate this year is running on the slogan, “Two families in every garage”.

These polls that the Republican candidate is putting out are like sleeping pills designed to lull the voters into sleeping on election day. You might call them sleeping polls.

In case you didn'tknow...These are quotes from Harry S Truman

Here are some quotes not slamming republikkans

Any denial of human rights is a denial of the basic beliefs of democracy.

I do not understand a mind which sees a gracious beneficence in spending money to slay and maim human beings in almost unimaginable numbers and deprecates the expenditure of a smaller sum to patch up the ills of mankind.

There isn’t any doubt that a woman would make a good president. They make good senators, good member of the House of Representatives, and have held other important offices in the government of the United States.

You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your parents came from. It is a belief that all men are created free and equal and that everyone deserves an even break.

"Gay marriage is only a threat to people who don't understand that marriage is a partnership, not an ownership contract."

"You can either oppose abortion or effective birth control. Pick one."


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I'd heard the second, but not the first. I'm going to remember it.

The tone of the original post reminded me of some of my own and I had to toss them into the ring.