These are some of the ones that I like:
1. A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
–Howard Scott
3. Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world.
–Andrew Young
5. Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
–Karl Marx
8. I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
–Steven Wright
9. I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
–John Cleese
11. Never let an inventor run a company. You can never get him to stop tinkering and bring something to market.
–E. F. Schumacher
17. Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
–Ambrose Bierce
38. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
–Bob Hope
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