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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:45 AM
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Does Pat Buchanon Sleep?
He's on MSNBC until late last night, and I flip on the TV this morning - and there's his creepy mug staring back at me again.

Does the man sleep?
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Rosemary2205 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:49 AM
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1. They wind him up every Thursday at noon.
They have a team of interns over at Fixed News that maintain all those old farts so they look lifelike on the air.
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SheWhoMustBeObeyed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:52 AM
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3. I thought they blew him up like a balloon
And that high-pitched whine that drives me out of the room whenever he talks on the teevee is just the sound of the gas leaking out of him. :D
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:51 AM
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2. 20 minutes in a coffin filled with his native soil
And Pat's ready and rarin' to go for another day. I have to say, though, that his comments scan better in the original German.
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Kittycat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:56 AM
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5. LOL. Good response.
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:05 AM
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8. Ding! Ding! Ding!
:applause: We have our winner, ladies and gentlemen. No more calls. :D
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 09:55 AM
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4. Nazi devils never sleep!1 n/t
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SlowDownFast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:00 AM
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6. Sort of.
He hangs upside in the attic rafters by his toe-claws for a few hours around noon.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:00 AM
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7. when he's on the teevee
them are nightmares he is having too ;-)
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 10:46 AM
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9. Election season is his moneymaking time. He's the guy who has been assigned the odious duty
of punting for Romney, poor bastard.

If you are watching him on McLaughlin, though, they record that on THURSDAY afternoon.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:03 PM
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10. No. He's 97.34% Rust.
:smoke:
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kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:12 PM
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11. He hangs upside down in a cave
eom/
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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:27 PM
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12. Only during the day, in a long box in the basement with the shades drawn. nt
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Bright Eyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:27 PM
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13. Robots don't sleep.
Especially racist robots.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:29 PM
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14. He sleeps at GEMSNBC
what a hack.
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Mayberry Machiavelli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-27-08 12:47 PM
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15. I hate how his eyes kind of follow you around the room.
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