My fellow Americans, I killed your sons & daughters to make my buddies richer.

I've ordered the deaths of over half a million innocent Iraq men, women and children so that my dad and dick cheney could retire with even more billions in the bank, I've decreed over 4000 soldiers into their graves IN VAIN, and I've got the whole fucking world pissed off at America forever. Also, our economy is on the brink of disaster, and the price of oil is higher than ever, thanks to the people who write my speeches.

But all these dead soldiers and dead Iraqis and all the dead in Afghanistan have been worth it, because me and dick are really raking it in, huge profits, we are absolutely swimming in cash every day, seriously, we are making profits like you wouldn't believe, so thanks for offering your sons and daughters for such a noble cause.

I can promise however, that even more soldiers will have to die in vain, because no matter how many trillions in profits we war profiteers make off all this misery, it's just never enough, really, we just want more and more and more till you've all been bled dry, that's how little we give a fuck about you all.

I will soon plan my retirement, and multi-million dollar library, and I will hire hacks to re-write my legacy of failure and greed and mass murder, and I will get away with it all, Scott free, as if I were some sort of a hero instead of the biggest asshole and idiot that ever wasted a breath.

Future republican liars and revisionists will recall the 8 years of my presidency as the greatest years ever for America, they'll say that I saved all of you from terrorists, that I made America safe again, that I've brought democracy to the middle east once and for all, and they'll say that I was really a swell guy.

So in conclusion my fellow Americans, fuck all of you, I got mine, and now I'm packing it up and retiring in baronial splendor to Kennebunkport, Maine on the heavily guarded bush crime family compound. Thanks for all your money and sacrifices, now go eat shit and die.

And may God continue to bless America.

and 100% accurate. :toast:

instead of Kennebunkport. He's bought land there to skulk away to and hide out from the law.

...and I was right! We never did see the commies team up with the hippies and stage mass battles in any of America's cities! So I ain't buying into the notion that the terrorists are plotiing with the liberals to take over Osh Kosh either... as a matter of fact, the only real terrorists I can see have already taken over an American city...Washington DC. I am not sure we can rescue her though.

Oh, if only someone would slip him a glass of truth serum before the speech

Yet, Nixon was in the process of being impeached when he resigned. He is still stigmatized by that today and most Republicans conveniently forget about him. And, he'll always be that guy that resigned in shame rather than face impeachment. Nobody in the RW movement has attempted to reshape history by writing books about the great legacy of Nixon.

Reagan was far worse of a president for most Americans than Nixon (save the wealthy elites). He had more people in his White House indicted & convicted of crimes than all other 20th century presidents combinted. Iran-Contra was worse than Watergate. Yet, Congress decided not to impeach and the RW has been busy deifying Reagan ever since he left office. Any sort of public criticism of Reagan is met by howls of outrage and threats of boycott from a gaggle of RWers.

If Bush leaves office without the taint of impeachment, or even impending impeachment, the RW will do their best to reshape history and make him into a positive figure.

on Iraq. Bet every Repug shrill will be using that word since they aren't allowed to use the words "stay the course."

* can backslide under that rock he came from.

:evilgrin: Perfect!

Don't forget, "I ruined the economy and allowed major landmarks in our cities to be attacked."

to an adolescent hacker who will hijack the signal and put those very words on Bush's lips.

Them Hula Girls to follow.

per autorank's sig:

Yep, that's pretty much right.

You speak the real truth.

Of course, since Bush flees from the truth, we'll never actually hear him utter these words.

You have re-affirmed my total, absolute conviction that Bush and Cheney MUST be impeached. NOW!

a dictator that slaughtered his Iraqi people...yet * has blood on his hands from the deaths of Americans on 9/11, our lost soldiars and the untold numbers of dead Iraqi's ......