Please don't play any drinking games tonight, even with water.

LoZoccolo

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:29 PM
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Please don't play any drinking games tonight, even with water.

You could totally get alcohol poisoning or even water intoxication (that is actually a real thing you could die from).

A better thing to do is give a dime or a dollar or whatever to a charity, political organization, or campaign. Turn Bush*'s cliches into something positive!

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fenriswolf

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:30 PM
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1. you heard it guys

whos up for a game of "quarters"

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Elidor

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:32 PM
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2. I also take a drink when I see one of your posts

:evilgrin:

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grantcart

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:32 PM
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3. well who has that kind of money? that would put a strain on bill gates

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radfringe

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:33 PM
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4. ok - quarter of a glass for every time he says

terror
nukler
economy is doing fine
foreign oil
Iraqi People
Congress
and variations thereof

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Bucky

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:33 PM
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5. Every time George Bush says the word "America" I'm going to smoke more Crystal Meth

Every time he says "Freedom" I'm going to masturbate and kill a kitten.

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LiberalFighter

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:37 PM
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6. Masturbation is acceptable. Killing kitties is not acceptable.

If you have any bushes you want to cut up that is acceptable.

If you want to water your bushes with the byproduct of your drinking that is acceptable. Just don't get arrested for indecent exposure.

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Jed Dilligan

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:37 PM
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7. You should really work in porn nt

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Rowdyboy

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:53 PM
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9. You'll ruin your teeth, have a PILE of dead cats and a hideously raw

....well, you could do SERIOUS damage! Be careful....

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stevedeshazer

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:38 PM
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8. If Nader is mentioned, all bets are off.

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DBoon

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Mon Jan-28-08 07:56 PM
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10. Can I make a game out of ...

passing water every time Bush says "al queda"?

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Djinn

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Mon Jan-28-08 08:42 PM
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11. drinking is a positive for me

I'm much more pleasant to be around drunk than sober

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