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El Pinko Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:29 PM
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Shit! I ran out of needles!
I stuck them all in my Bush voodoo doll and he's still standing up there!

This thing doesn't work, I want my money back!!!
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:31 PM
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1. I requested a refund on mine long ago, but not in this economy. I gave it to the cats.
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:32 PM
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2. Give him another jab
just for saying up or down vote

just fuck you george... fuck you
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:32 PM
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3. That reminds me....wrong president, but anyone ever seen THIS?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JahdnOQ9XCA

This commercial doesn't seem to be American--I don't know where it came from. Still--pretty funny, in a apolitical sort of way.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:33 PM
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4. You forgot to stick him in the microwave
Edited on Mon Jan-28-08 09:33 PM by LiberalFighter
Make sure there isn't any metal in the doll.
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Mira Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:48 PM
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5. I have one too, in my little shop. Hanging from the ceiling. In a red state LOL
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:49 PM
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6. Oh, I thought maybe you were sticking them in your eyes to distract you
from the pain of watching the Dick and Bush show.
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:50 PM
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8. ROFL that is exactly what I thought at first!
:silly:
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:52 PM
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9. twisted minds and all!
B-)
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:59 PM
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10. Yeah...or perceptors of probability, perhaps.
:P
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karlrschneider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-28-08 09:49 PM
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7. Try rubbing a little cocaine on its lips
...
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