My friends...if we have to listen to John McCain saying, "My friends" for four years. I'm going to

Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:44 PM
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My friends...if we have to listen to John McCain saying, "My friends" for four years. I'm going to

move to the Hebrides Islands.

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saltpoint

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:45 PM
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1. Excellent idea. If there's room in the boat, can I come with?

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Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:57 PM
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10. We could charter a DU boat!

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saltpoint

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:59 PM
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11. I'm good for my share. Plus, I'll bring a deck of cards and some M&Ms.

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Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:37 PM
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15. Anyone who brings M&M's is welcome, my friend.

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Kittycat

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:46 PM
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2. Come on, My Friend. It won't be horrible My Friend.

However, my friend, we'll have wars.

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Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:56 PM
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9. I hate you

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Kittycat

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:00 PM
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12. LOL - seriously though, he's going Ray-gun on us.

I was listening to him on Monday, and he couldn't keep a straight thought. He switched, mid-sentence/story 4 times, and never went back to finish up where he started or anywhere in between. I was so confused when he was done, you could have told me the sky was falling and I probably would have looked.

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TwilightGardener

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:46 PM
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3. Especially in that Thorazine voice, with the gritted teeth. He's a mess.

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Olney Blue

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:48 PM
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4. Better than his singing, "bomb, bomb Iran"

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The_Casual_Observer

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:48 PM
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5. It's actually "My Frennnzzz" spoken with teeth clenched tightly.

It's always followed by a punchline of bad news, something like "those jobs aren't coming back".

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Skittles

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:51 PM
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6. hey

how do you pronounce "Hebrides" please?

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Geoff R. Casavant

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:56 PM
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7. Simple -- the last two words of your post rhyme.

It's HEB-ri-deez.

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Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 09:56 PM
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8. 3 syllables

heb' re deez

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ecstatic

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:05 PM
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13. What's worse is hearing him dredge up, unprompted, his fighter jet stories

That was 30+ years ago. He needs to move on.

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Poiuyt

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:36 PM
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14. He's still fighting the Viet Nam War

I think that's why he's so gung ho on bombing Iran. He has some unresolved issues.

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Cass

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Tue Jan-29-08 10:53 PM
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16. Without massive quantities of caffeine there is a good risk of slipping into a coma

while he speechifies. If he, god forbid, were to win, the government ought to hand out free vats of espresso to the public ahead of his speeches.

:boring:

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momster

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Tue Jan-29-08 11:02 PM
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17. Who Needs Ambien?

Ask your doctor about new Myfreenz, the miracle sleep aid.

Warning: side effects include waterboarding, long-term occupation of sovereign nations, and overmastering desire to hug persons of fascist inclination. If your campaign lasts longer than 4 months, make an appointment to see your doctor...they should be able to fit you in by November.

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Maat

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Tue Jan-29-08 11:57 PM
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18. HeeHee (n/t).

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