Air Marshals Denied Boarding Due To "No-fly List"

...and shift focus to prepare for the next phase.

I honestly think having to choose a single reaction to seven plus years of the Bushies severely limits the proper range of emotional response this administration has so richly earned. So, after a quick review of various classic Bushisms, I'd go with...


one of these:


:rofl:


followed -- after a decent interval in which to properly internalize the extent of the damage the Bushies have visited on this country, as well as the carnage and misery they've inflicted on the rest of the world -- with a good one of these:


:cry:


After a couple of these trips to bipolarville, it'll probably be time for one or two of these:


:beer:


And given my tolerance for alcohol these days, that would about do it for me. Hopefully, you're made of sterner stuff, or at least your liver is.


Oh, if you're having trouble reaching the level of manic hilarity necessary to engage phase one, here's a little blank verse that might help:


MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!


Now if that doesn't do it, you need to call an undertaker.


wp

And there really are more appropriate targets out there.


wp

:eyes:

:rofl:

"Nobel Peace Prize winner and international symbol of freedom Nelson Mandela is flagged on U.S. terrorist watch lists and needs special permission to visit the USA. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice calls the situation "embarrassing," and some members of Congress vow to fix it." - http://digg.com/world_news/U_S_has_Nelson_Mandela_on_terrorist_list

The international symbol of freedom is needs special permission to visit the US. When Bush said he was "protecting our freedoms" little did I guess he meant he was going to protect us (the US) from Nelson Mandela.

I swear, just when you think you've heard it all something like this comes along.

spotted any individuals with hostile intent, or if they've just been harassing innocent citizens. Like Ted Kennedy. :eyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

...is to change their names to "Dick Cheney" or "George Bush".

OK, America do you feel safer NOW???

the names on the no fly list, that now includes Air Marshalls, (oops, sorry for the mistake), is laying the groundwork for them to arbitrarily (voila), to have access to a flyers birthdate. More illegal snooping.

Vogons write better poetry.

United States of FUBAR

I remember the episode of Boston Legal in which Denny Crane is on the no-fly list, and Alan Shore goes off on a nice rant about how we have all this amazing computer technology, and computer geniuses, and inventors and technicians and money in this country, and for some reason, Homeland Security can't manage to get its computers to include birthdates.