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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:22 PM
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"How Insane Is John McCain?"...the blog. You must click this link.
http://howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com/

Do it.

Here's the first story on that page:

http://howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com/2008/04/barack-obama-realizes-running-for.html

Barack Obama Realizes Running For President Completely Sucks

WASHINGTON - After a long primary campaign in which he has been forced to answer questions about his unstable former pastor, flag lapel pins, and assorted crazy people he once met a long time ago, all while consuming a bewildering array of fatty food products in crappy diners across America, Barack Obama announced on Monday that running for president completely sucks. "This blows. I'm sick and tired of running for president," he said. "Now watch Fox News quote me saying 'that blows' and try and convince people I snort cocaine."

Campaign officials admit that the beleaguered Obama has been questioning why in the hell anyone would even want to be president. "Oh sure," campaign manager David Plouffe admitted. "Just the other day he told me that no sane person would ever want to be president. Then I reminded him that he's running against two people who actually are insane. That got him through the day."

Political analysts are mixed about how Obama's sudden realization about the sheer suckitude of running for president will affect the race. "Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright," Bill O'Reilly told reporters, "Jeremiah Wright, Jeremiah Wright, Weather Underground, Jeremiah Wright."

Obama confirmed that there were times he wondered if this whole president thing could possibly be worth it. "That situation room in the White House had better be seriously James Bond. I'm talking exploding pens and cars with missile launchers. Otherwise I might as well have just stayed at home and gotten some sleep this past year."

...more...

:hi: Bye. See you tomorrow. You'll be reading this shit all night and L-ing your A O.

You're welcome. ;)
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:27 PM
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1. So far, so good! ROFL and bookmarking-thanks. nt
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:33 PM
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2. Aaaauuuggghhh! I can't get it to stay up!
Edited on Thu May-01-08 09:34 PM by KamaAina
after a few seconds, it throws me to the "Dell Search Page" with this unfriendly, unhelpful message:

"Sorry, we couldn't find http://http//howinsaneisjohnmccain.blogspot.com//robots.txt. Here are some related websites:"

:argh:

edit: timing, plus that double http may be a clue. I have had this happen with other Blogspot blogs as well.
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rambler_american Donating Member (565 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 05:28 AM
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7. Aaaauuuggghhh! I can't get it to stay up!
Bob Dole has that problem too. :evilgrin:
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 09:34 PM
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3. Great site
Priceless - McCain's Flip Flops (the definitive tally) :rofl:
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 10:09 PM
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4. Heh heh, "CindyBot 3.5" indeed !!
:rofl:
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mcollier Donating Member (887 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 11:35 PM
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5. Well how nice...
Stand with John McCain ==>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24Y1qcma0Q4"> Because he stands with Bush???
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byronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 11:35 PM
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6. K&R.
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The_Commonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:26 AM
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8. "President Executron"
Thanks, Will...
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bluescribbler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:30 AM
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9. My favorite quote
Oh sure," campaign manager David Plouffe admitted. "Just the other day he told me that no sane person would ever want to be president. Then I reminded him that he's running against two people who actually are insane. That got him through the day."
:rofl:
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 07:38 AM
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10. Found this over at the Huff........Did you call your wife a .............?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 09:36 AM
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11. .
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 09:47 AM
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12. Mucus McBlame?
The Waffleman?

Another GOPer "Man O' Gawd"... Worships the almighty prophets...err...profits...err...windfall profits.

McBlames everyone but the guilty.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 10:42 AM
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13. .
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 10:51 AM
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14. Definitely a keeper. Thanks for the heads up--now what do I do about the pulled muscle
in my stomach?

:rofl:
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 12:23 PM
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15. John McCain? Insane? Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 02:15 PM
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16. Gonna keep this kicked today
Friday is a good day for humor. :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-02-08 03:27 PM
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17. .
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