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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:04 PM
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Name one GOOD scenario for this time next year!
I realized that I forgot to celebrate Jan. 20 as a definite marker to signify that it's just one year away,(Happy Days are here again)(we hope) so now it's even closer! SO your job, if you choose to accept it, is to think of something good about May-ish, 2009! What scenario comes to mind... Use your IMAGINATION-but it doesn't have to be a stretch. ...

I know a few of you will choose to put something not so good in there, law of averages.
However, if I laugh, you'll be off the hook!

Let them rip!
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:08 PM
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1. Bush, Cheney and Rove face criminal charges...n/t
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:09 PM
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2. Wouldn't that be dandy!
But, I can't see it happening that fast-unfortunately! Prez O will have a lot of detangling of IRAQ to do!-FIRST!
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:10 PM
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3. Indictments handed down for the entire Chimp maladministration
Edited on Fri May-09-08 05:12 PM by HawkeyeX
Gas prices down to $2.29, thanks to the timely release of the SPR, freezing & nationalizing the oil companies. BCCI, 9/11, Enron, etc being re-investigated by John Edwards, our AG. Congress has passed new economic stimulus package ordering ALL US-based companies to stop outsourcing and re-hiring Americans, and heavily taxing off-shore companies that does business to discourage offshoring, and hiring more Americans. Negoitations are already underway for repartitions to the country of Iraq and speedy withdrawal by Christmas of 2009. President Barack Obama's approval rating is consistently holding at 78%....

Oh yes, CAFE standards has risen and those big honkin' SUV's are permanently banned from getting gas - forcing many SUV owners to trade it in under a government deal for either smaller SUV's or environmentally-friendly cars, giving tax breaks for the trade-in value.

Reversal of GWB's stupid tax breaks and cutting more middle-class taxes to help jump-start the economy.

Anything else?

Hawkeye-X
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:11 PM
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4. There will be places like this
No matter what's going on politically there's always going to be beauty in the world.

If we're smart enough to appreciate it.





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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:14 PM
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5. The entire 2000 junta has fled the country
as Congressional investigations make it clear that their party had devolved into an interstate racketeering organization under their leadership.

The economy is still in shambles, but seed money is being made available by the government investing in the next wave of industrialization, that which doesn't rely on fossil fuels.

The jackboot of corporate repression is lifted from the fourth estate with new regulation ensuring all points of view are heard. Tabloid "journalism" is banished back to the Sun and the Enquirer.

People start to hope again.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:16 PM
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7. DINGDINGDING!
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:15 PM
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6. A moon colony has been established with Hillary
Edited on Fri May-09-08 05:56 PM by truedelphi
Ensconced as First Woman President of the Moon. All at once, she gets her high school dream to be President and astronaut. Both.

Also Ghandi has been cloned by some super duper liberals, and he is appointed by US PResident Barack Obama to be the lead ambassador to the Middle East.

Peace is declared there - almost immediately.

The heads of Both Halliburton and Blackwater have encountered alien beings and have had a major metaphysical conversion. Both men have major guilt over the money their firms hijacked away from our Treasury, and they have returned these trillions of dollars to help pay for Nationalized, Single Payer Health Plans for every US man woman and child.

Laura Bush continues on in her efforts to help bring literacy to the children of our country. She does manage to find a few spare hours each week to visit "W" who is serving a life sentence in
Woods Hole. There is no possibility of him ever getting out. He fared better than his friend Cheney, who was, the official story relates, "inadvertently" handed over to a mob in Baghdad, hanged and gutted.
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:18 PM
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8. Love it!
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kimmerspixelated Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:18 PM
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9. Well Dang! I must go prepare viddles!
Lookin forward to MY DU later!
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:37 PM
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11. I'll be taking a nice light Chablis with my plate of
"So What" tripe!!
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:58 PM
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12. I think if you inadvertently handed Cheney over to a mob..
in New York you'd get the same result, a mob of DU'ers at any rate!

I like it!...:toast:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 05:22 PM
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10. 1. A justice-and Constitunally minded SCOTUS appointee.
2. A reasonable expectation that we won't get involved in a miliatry action on another front.

3. A little hope for my 11 year old son's future as a citizen of this once and future great nation... (siiiiiigh)
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jaksavage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:11 PM
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13. Our clear new vision
Reduction of troops on Iraq by 75% or more.
Huge peace initiative to involve the world in planing, aid and human rights
A challenge to the people and industry to focus and resolve the major issues confronting us on pollution and energy production.
Remove all subsidies for turning food to fuel.
Limit tax advantages/social support for children to two.
Manage the airways to provide more positive social messages.
Devote half of the ad space to community service msgs.
Begin a program for post high school service for 2 years, tie it to education funding after completion.
Tax capitol gains and dividends , wealth, and windfalls.
Sever the access that lobbyists have.
Convert all elections public funding and to Vote By Mail...
Institute buyback programs for old worn out vehicles, so owners can afford clean transport
Fund quality schooling for all, emphasis on skill training.
Commit to covering 30% of the SW structures with solar panels.
Begin to downsize our military.
Learn to live with our neighbors.
peace

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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:26 PM
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18. You say: Remove all subsidies for turning food to fuel.
Edited on Fri May-09-08 09:28 PM by truedelphi
I meant to say I agree per se, but have you thought that maybe it would be desirable to transfer those subsidies to the byproducts?

In other words, no more ethanol from the actual corn of the corn plant, but subsidize the ethanol from the husk, the cob and the stalks??
this
Scientists who have been on Nova have said this is no more difficult to do and would be an added plus of offering a valuable place for the waste material to go.
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LisaM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 06:14 PM
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14. Amtrak will start allowing dogs on the trains
then I can go on vacations without driving and wasting fuel.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 07:49 PM
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15. President McCain appoints a Libertarian Supreme instead of Republican Supreme.
If we don't heal ourselves and shelve the internecine hatred, this could turn out to be the best we could hope for.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 07:59 PM
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16. Katrina victims finally get some decent assistance.
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 08:47 PM
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17. Kids are graduating...
...and hopeful about their job prospects, ever since a reinstated AmeriCorps is providing jobs and money for college and giving them an option of having to go to the Middle East even if it is to help with the withdrawal.

The AmeriCorps jobs most sought after are the construction ones to help rebuild New Orleans and the Mississippi gulf coast and retrofit all infrastructure to California earthquake standards.

Gas prices are at $5.00 because $3.00 of it goes to universal healthcare and oil companies are on their way to being nationalized, in compliance with Energy Secretary Dennis Kucinich's "Fuck Enron and The Halliburton They Rode In On Act of 2009".

The most popular TV show is "Ben Stein's Folly". Ben Stein hosts the show from the Creationism Museum, the only building legally permitted to contain creation superstition. Each week Americans are shown pictures and hear descriptions of the criminally stupid creationists who tried to hinder science education. Instead of arresting them, the creationsists are laughed at until they crawl away from public schools and back into the privacy of their own homes or churches where they can do whatever they want.

Rupert Murdoch has been deported to Australia and his illegal television network, FOX, is shut down.

Rush Limbaugh is still missing after visiting the Dominican Republic after a hurricane made landfall.

Bill O'Reilly is now serving jail time for sexual harassment. And so is Ann Coulter.

Social Security is now no longer threatened since tax cuts for the rich have been reverted. Also, corporations that moved out of the country no longer receive subsidies and are currently in court trying to appeal their fines.

The courts, in the mean time, have been purged of ideologues. Even the Supreme Court is very different from a year ago. Scalia, Roberts and Alito are under investigation and all the cases they were involved in are being reviewed by an army of internet volunteers.

These volunteers are also doing the leg work into many other investigations into the many, many scandals of the previous administration.

Injustices still happen, but at long last accountability has returned.
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femrap Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:04 PM
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19. Haven't had a black out in our state
for over 2 weeks!
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