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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:05 PM
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any bets on when der chimpenfuhrer becomes a grandparent?
six months from now?
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Clear Blue Sky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:06 PM
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1. Less than 9 months?
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OhioBlue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:08 PM
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2. that would be my guess.
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Clear Blue Sky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:56 PM
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19. Time will tell.
How long ago was this wedding planned? Seems like we only heard about it quite recently.
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uberllama42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 05:32 PM
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28. They became engaged in August, 2007
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2007/10/02/ST2007100200614.html

It seems like they wanted to keep the whole thing quiet. I sure as hell wouldn't want my wedding to be a media circus, so I don't blame them. I'm sure the less air time she had to share with her father, the happier she is.
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mtf80123 Donating Member (488 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 06:59 PM
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36. I bet 6 months.
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Fovea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:09 PM
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3. Before November.
n/t
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:09 PM
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4. I wish that anyone even remotely related to the Bushes would get tubal ligations and vasectomies,
to save us all from future disasters such as the last two terms have proven to be.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:35 PM
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15. Yeah, if Babs would've only gone to Planned Parenthood
or whatever there was around back in the day.
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:11 PM
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5. No photos yet on Google.
Which does kind of make you think we should start a pool. I'll take October 10th.
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:18 PM
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7. Here's a picture
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Jenna-Bush-White-House-President-George-W-Bush-Crawford2C-Texas-first-lady-Laura-Bush/ss/events/us/042408jennabush/s:/ap/jenna_bush_wedding/im:/080511/482/d28f280dce4e45d0bb46733c9ac15efc/;_ylt=ApevIIgSzyzR4ILYXPAIRX4Gw_IE
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:22 PM
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8. Got her back to the camera in most of them.
Edited on Sun May-11-08 02:34 PM by smoogatz
And the side shots are inconclusive: if she's preggo, though, she's not more than four months.

On edit: Let's hope neither of the twins is actually capable of spawning. It would be far better for humanity if Chimpy's DNA was never passed on.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:34 PM
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12. I see Pickles is wearing the draps again
?x=400&y=266&sig=TSkY39Uhx0ekDT7RGfgsKw--
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:31 PM
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23. Note the caption on photo 15
something is conspicuous by its absence
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 04:11 PM
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26. I read the caption
What is missing?
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 10:19 AM
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32. The sign was at
the Peace House.
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bbinacan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 06:53 PM
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35. Sorry,
I still don't follow. :shrug:
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 06:42 PM
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31. White House site has photos
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2008/05/images/20080511_p051008sc-0625-1-515h.html
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peace13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:16 PM
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6. I don't know the gestation period for that species,
so my guess would be off.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 06:34 PM
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30. hah!
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 10:58 AM
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34. LOL.
:evilgrin: :thumbsup: :rofl:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:22 PM
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9. Are we counting Jenna's aborted "appendix," back in December of 2000?
I'm sure the doctor removed her appendix, only because it might raise a little suspicion if she ever really did need an appendectomy, but I never believed that whole story. It was swept under the rug too quickly, and Chimpy was not even concerned enough about her to cancel his Florida fishing trip. Pickles was the only parent, at that Texas hospital with their daughter. Add Jenna's well-documented reputation as a booze-soaked, little hell-raiser, and all I can say is appendicitis, shmappendicitis.
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JDPriestly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:26 PM
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10. You would have to ask a German dairy farmer to compare a before and after picture
Before my first child was born, I was living in a village in Germany among dairy farmers. They knew I was pregnant before I did. I was utterly astounded. So, ask a German dairy farmer. Maybe he can tell although it is probably difficult to tell from a picture.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:30 PM
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11. I HOPE if he does, that some decent recessive genes start to show themselves
That family has been too nasty for too long!
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:32 PM
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25. Make all the offspring look like chimps?
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:34 PM
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13. 5-6 months. n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:35 PM
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14. 5 months
October. Just in time to take the media attention off of the election.
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smoogatz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:06 PM
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20. If THAT's their October surprise,
I think Obama can handle it.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:38 PM
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16. Check out the Stonehenge altar...


        This must be where Uncle Dick sacrifices virgins.
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:49 PM
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17. Delete - dupe
Edited on Sun May-11-08 02:51 PM by hisownpetard
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hisownpetard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 02:51 PM
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18. I'm surprised he didn't have Air Force One flying overhead, making gigantic crosses
above their heads in skywriting.

(And, btw, George - if you think that huge cross is gonna get you into heaven, think about this:
over 4,000 Americans dead, and hundreds of thousands of Iraqis...).
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JohnyCanuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:29 PM
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22. They must have imported it specially for the big event.
Probably got it on loan from their pals at the Bohemian Grove. }(
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tom_paine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:18 PM
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21.  Naaaah. Bushies ALWAYS have access to abortion, and use it, too.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 03:31 PM
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24. Hopefully sterile
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coriolis Donating Member (691 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 04:58 PM
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27. Let's see, today is Sunday...
;-)
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Hekate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-11-08 06:02 PM
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29. I doubt girls of their class get "abstinence only" sex ed. That's for the peasants...
...peasants whom we want to be numerous and yet ashamed of themselves for being poor.

Anyhow, as Heinlein used to say, "An eager young bride can accomplish in very little time what takes cow or countess a full nine months." One of my nieces barely made it in time -- and it was a lovely wedding. The bride wore white and carried blood-red roses, and all her bridesmaids wore brilliant red. I give my sister in law a lot of credit for pulling that off for her future daughter in law.

Hekate
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 10:24 AM
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33. I'll bet less than 9 months from now.
I wouldn't touch an over 9 months bet.
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