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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 11:52 AM
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I found a couple of the bearings McCain lost, but what is weird is now
one of my desk drawers opens roughly.
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 11:58 AM
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1. well I found one of the sunsabithus when I stepped on it and fell on my ass
upon closer scrutiny I see this one here is a one of his marbles, shit
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:05 PM
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2. Yesterdat I used some of the bricks that he is shy of
to build stepping stones to my new garden.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:11 PM
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3. If anyone could capture the Cindy stare, Arizona could save tremendous amounts
of energy since we could freeze our food with it.
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jimshoes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:14 PM
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4. I'm in possession of the few
extra cards that he needs for a full deck.
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King Coal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:55 PM
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13. I had an enchilada for lunch, so he is still shy of a combination plate
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:18 PM
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5. I went 'round the bend to find him...
Couldn't. Didn't see the end of the war either...




If you go to the yoooootooooobs, and do a search for McCain tantrum, you'll find all sorts of looney stuff.
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:24 PM
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6. I just found a few extra toys in my attic n/t
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bow-tie Donating Member (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 12:40 PM
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7. I found the sharpest pencil,
it didn't have his name on it. Another stooge for prez, oh my gawd!
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Beregond2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 01:04 PM
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8. I found the sharpest knife in the drawer,
and sure enough, it isn't him!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 01:06 PM
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9. My bats are missing!
Has anyone checked McSatan's belfry?
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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 01:07 PM
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10. Ouch!
I just tripped over this box of rocks that seems to have a modicum of intelligence.
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 01:27 PM
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11. I just can't get to the top floor
Damn that elevator!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:44 PM
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12. I have the french fries that are missing from his Happy Meal.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 02:57 PM
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14. I have a bag I can loan him, in case he needs to carry all those smarter-than-him hammers
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:00 PM
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15. I had a six-pack of Red Stripe in the 'fridge, and now a few are missing.
You might say I'm a few beers shy of a six-pack, and you'd be right. I hear that Johnny Mac might have the same issue, so I'd be glad to give him the four beers I have.

mikey_the_rat
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oxbow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-12-08 03:02 PM
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16. I finally found that last shrimp.
Edited on Mon May-12-08 03:04 PM by oxbow
Now his cocktail won't be short anymore. I just woke up today and, look what the cat dragged in! I could tell it was McCain's shrimp, cuz it was all shrivelled and dried up.
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