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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 08:57 PM Original message |
I Was 5 Feet From Karl Rove Today |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
1. Cooties! |
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Blaq Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:53 PM Response to Reply #1 |
40. You should've let out the stankiest FART |
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RBInMaine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
2. Did you get knocked unconscious by the STENCH ?? |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
3. Are you sure that was his son and not a date? n/t |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:01 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Cute Kid |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:03 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Does he look like this... |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Kinda w/o Glasses - Here |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:19 PM Response to Reply #18 |
24. As much as I feel pity for the kid... |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:35 AM Response to Reply #24 |
48. Have you seen his wife, she looks like his twin sister |
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sharp_stick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Do you still feel dirty? |
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bdamomma (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. snake, hopefully soon he will get his just dues. |
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Ned_Devine (996 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
7. did you smell sulfur? |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:02 PM Response to Original message |
8. I am so, so sorry. |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:04 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Thanks - I Started Shaking |
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Patsy Stone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:08 PM Original message |
I'd attribute it to him |
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annabanana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
10. Did'ja ever wish you could SPIT 5 feet? |
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muntrv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. Ugh! The stench of turd blossoms! |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:07 PM Response to Original message |
13. Wow! |
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MrModerate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
14. That's just outside my reliable spit range. n/t |
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gateley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:08 PM Response to Original message |
15. Ick. |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:19 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. A Guy Was There to Pick Them Up |
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gateley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:51 PM Response to Reply #23 |
39. Thanks -- I think I'd be in SHOCK if I saw him in person. |
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blondie58 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
16. I am so sorry |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
17. And you let him get away? |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:20 PM Response to Reply #17 |
25. See 23 |
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Lint Head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
19. Rats have baby vermin. It's sad that pigs like this are allowed to spawn. |
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tom_paine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
20. That's why everyone should (REDACTED) |
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BeHereNow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. And I hope you showered with holy water? |
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rzemanfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:12 PM Response to Original message |
22. Did he have his tie tied tight so the foreskin wouldn't roll up over |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:23 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. I don't get it |
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rzemanfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. This joke is not for one as ladylike as yourself Tangerine. n/t |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:30 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Goyem |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
26. Did your projectile vomiting hit him? |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
28. OK, I've had cases like yours before |
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rzemanfl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:31 PM Response to Reply #28 |
34. Olive oil soap with olive leaves in it works better and you don't |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:33 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Soup! |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 11:18 PM Response to Reply #28 |
44. I Don't Have A Rosary |
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Tangerine LaBamba (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:25 AM Response to Reply #44 |
45. Yes |
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Labors of Hercules (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:27 PM Response to Original message |
30. And you let him live? |
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thunderdog (48 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
31. Chills down you spine...? |
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DU GrovelBot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
32. ## DON'T DONATE TO DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND! ## |
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mrbluto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 02:23 AM Response to Reply #32 |
55. No worries. |
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Beregond2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
36. You should have handed him |
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proud2BlibKansan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:41 PM Response to Original message |
37. He was in Wichita today |
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Snarkoleptic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
38. The smell of rotting soul...had to be sickening. |
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morningglory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
41. And Dang! You could only spit 4 1/2 feet!! nt |
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Octafish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 10:56 PM Response to Original message |
42. Didya yell: ''FROG MARCH!!!'' real loud from behind him? |
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Ilsa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-15-08 11:00 PM Response to Original message |
43. At a moment like that I would wish to be carrying the |
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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
46. You're a better person than I am. |
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madokie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-16-08 08:33 AM Response to Original message |
47. cooties can jump more than five feet so it's disinfection time ;-) |
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L. Coyote (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 01:28 AM Response to Original message |
49. Thanks. Now I already feel better about nearly getting shot at the same time. |
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otohara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 10:34 AM Response to Reply #49 |
56. No Near Death Experience |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 01:30 AM Response to Original message |
50. Sending some light here, (And I don't believe in that) but you need it |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 01:43 AM Response to Original message |
51. How long was his tail and horns? |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 01:56 AM Response to Original message |
52. all i can think of is projectile vomiting... (i'll spare everyone a picture) n/t |
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Mind_your_head (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 01:59 AM Response to Original message |
53. Good thing a chair didn't fall ..... |
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KathieG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 02:03 AM Response to Original message |
54. eeks! So sorry you had to go through that. |
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Subdivisions (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-17-08 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
57. You missed your chance at your 15 minutes... |
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