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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:16 PM
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You see the Chamberlan left A Peace Mint on his pillow in the
Berlin Hilton as a signal for Hitler and Hess to join together in singing Kumbaya with the Everly brothers, you know before they knocked up little suzy...

Anyway, then this Stalin guy got involved and whoo, was he mad about those Uke's being all out of tune and everything so he invaded Turkey and then, well Mussilini got wind of all of this and sent Chuck DeGaul a scathing letter about French underarm deoderant not working on Sophia Loren and so Poland was invaded.

And that is how Chamberlan started killing the Jews and prosecuting the Gypsies.

All because of a Peace Mint.

The World according to Kevin James, a man who stands tall and yells loud...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:18 PM
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1. You're totally wrong
It was an illegal immigrant who stole Hitler's Pillow Mint, and that's what caused him to invade Poland. They have some wonderful Mint crops, after all.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:19 PM
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2. Gypsies...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:26 PM
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3. Yes. I remember them as a young boy in England
My mother would say "Quick! Hide! The Gypsies are coming!"

And we'd hide. They would knock on the door. And it was fun.
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Wizard777 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 12:35 AM
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16. Tramps and thieves! That is what the people of the dorf called us.
Edited on Fri May-16-08 12:35 AM by Wizard777
:rofl:
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:28 PM
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5. No, no, no
It started long before, when George Washington was the King of Egypt.

After that, everything just went downhill.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:50 PM
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6. So when did the apple hit Ben Franklin in the eye and he discovered
global warming?
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 10:14 PM
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8. No, no, no
That was when he discovered zippers. And electricity. At the same time.

Then he married Thomas Jefferson.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:13 PM
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9. Well, of course he discovered them at the same time
Edited on Thu May-15-08 11:14 PM by DS1
He rippped off the front of his dick, saw flashes of light, and like every other guy in the history of Man assumed his cock was magical.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:17 PM
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10. They, meaning dick's, were determined to be the light of all
civilization after that which is why Dick Cheney became the Vice president...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:21 PM
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11. So you're saying that Dick Cheney is the Number Two of light?
I've heard of Lava Lamps, but Turd Lamps?...
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:22 PM
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12. The number two of lights is correct...
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:25 PM
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13. I suppose once Cheney's light is snuffed out, the Turd Blossom will finally wither away and die
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:26 PM
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4. I dunno...
Sounds like revisionist history to me...
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 09:52 PM
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7. but but but
didn't it start with napoleon? who appeased him? or hannibal. of julius caesar? or attila the hun?
history repeats endlessly. i can't wait for georgee to be poisoned on elba.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-15-08 11:30 PM
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14. According to Kevin James, Chamberlain and the appeasers appeased
when they were appeasing and they called up Little Ceasars and got an appeaser delivered to their door and ate it with some appease and carrots for dinner after which they were appeased as punch and enjoyed their appeasement and Bush condemned it because it was too appeasimified.

Every time Tweety asked James about what Chamberlan did, the only word that came out of James' mouth was "appease" or "appeasement".
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-16-08 12:26 AM
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15. I heard he left the money on the dresser and was gone before Hitler woke up n/t
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