Arizona institutes "gay screening" at all frontiers with the Republic of California.

Neshanic

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Fri May-16-08 11:48 AM
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Arizona institutes "gay screening" at all frontiers with the Republic of California.

When asked if you have fruits or vegetables before entering Arizona, selected suspected target vehicles with be stopped and searched for telltale signs of infiltration.

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newmajority

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Fri May-16-08 12:02 PM
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1. Well, if they're screening for vegetables.....

Maybe they'll get Dan Quayle when he's returning from Idaho on a potato-e run?

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blondeatlast

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Fri May-16-08 12:25 PM
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2. So that's why a MCSO Deputy pulled me over yesterday outside the bank that was being robbed...

Edited on Fri May-16-08 12:26 PM by blondeatlast

All I can figure is the Obama sticker made me suspect--I've been straightly, happily married for 12 years... :shrug:

Edit: A joke unlikely to be understood with those unfamiliar with Sheriff Joe Arpaio's latest exploits...

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