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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:22 AM
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Warning! Vote for Kay Barnes and a black man will dance with your white women!!!!1
Edited on Sun May-18-08 10:22 AM by Bluebear



Clip from "Sam Graves for Congress" ad running in Missouri

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Kay Barnes and her extreme liberal friends are having a party in San Francisco. But you aren’t invited. Note: Well, I'm not invited either, dammit. That’s right, Kay Barnes is having a San Francisco fundraiser at Nancy Pelosi’s House. And its liberal elites only.

Let’s show Kay Barnes and her San Francisco Liberal friends that they cannot buy our seat in Congress. Will you make an immediate contribution of $25 or more to help send a message to Kay Barnes and her Liberal Big City friends?


Big City San Francisco Liberals think they can buy a seat in Congress to push their radical agenda of abortion on demand, gay marriage, and amnesty for illegal immigrants. They know that Kay Barnes will speak for them in Congress.

This is our chance to show the San Francisco liberals just how committed we are to defending this seat and our commonsense Missouri values. Send a message by contributing today!

http://www.gravesforcongress.com/archives/71


Sam Graves, assclown
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:25 AM
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1. OMG! Vote for a Democrat and hang out with the Village People!
Mr. Graves is playing the "Rancher" . . . this show only!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:26 AM
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4. I'm betting his hayseed 'aw shucks' photo is 'shopped too.
Next they'll photoshop a shirt and tie on him and you will see the same pose on some phony church backdrop.
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:31 AM
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6. Maybe you can get him as a "colorform"
Remember that? With the vinyl clothes you could stick on?

Today he's "Rancher"
Tomorrow: "Deacon"
Then: "Businessman"
And Then: "Submissive, with ball gag."
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:35 AM
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7. I like you.
:rofl:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:35 AM
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8. Guaranteed it was cropped and collaged; the perspective is completely off.
There's no depth of field; the background people seem to be standing as close as the foreground ones. Even Pelosi and Barnes look 'shopped.
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:25 AM
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2. and what if they had a baby and the baby turned out to be just like...
Barack Husein Obama?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:29 AM
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5. You got it!
Then their love child will impregnate ten other white girls who will all want an "abortion on demand" and to have a beautiful lawn courtesy of their "illegals".

SOMEBODY has to take a stand NOW!!!!11
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:26 AM
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3. A wide stance waiting to happen....
....
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:37 AM
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9. I'll vote for Graves for this: absolute worst, most amateurish Photoshop EVER--and that's quite an
accomplishment.
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:41 AM
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11. Check out the actual ad on YouTube. It looks like 8th graders made it.
Edited on Sun May-18-08 10:41 AM by Bluebear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eipRbIwNuA&feature=related

No, check that, 8th graders would make a better ad.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:48 AM
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14. Hey, my kid will be in 6th grade next year and he could do way better!
Yeah, damn those elitist wine drinkers who allow professional models (bad ones at that) to drink wine and dance (poorly) in a sandwich!

Next thing you know, they'll want DISCOS! And, OMG, even; dare I even say it? SPANDEX!

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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:48 AM
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15. And, and, Rice-A-Roni!!!1
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:54 AM
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18. Can't have those "San Francisco treats" on the tables of Missouri youth... nt
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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 06:44 PM
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22. Sam Graves will not allow spandex in Missouri!
Sam Graves has been fighting against spandex all his life.

As a child Sam Graves refused to wear Huggies diapers because they had elastic bands and everyone knows elastic is the gateway to spandex.

Won't you join Sam Graves in his crusade against San Francisco's Pro-Spandex Agenda?

Sam Graves will bring flannel-wearing men back to Congress!

THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN PAID FOR AMERICANS FOR SAM GRAVES AND AGAINST SPANDEX
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marmar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:41 AM
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10. It's hilarious how these right-wingers use "San Francisco Liberals" as their all-purpose bogeyman...
.... How else can you get all your racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist, anti-choice messages out in one fell swoop? .... Blame in on the Bay Area!

Good gawd these people are f**king :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:.


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ColbertWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 06:45 PM
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23. This is what the GOP fearful think of when they "San Francisco"...
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:42 AM
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12. Ever notice the connection between prosperity and progressive values?
Toronto and San Francisco: Two of the most prosperous cities on this continent.

They're also known for tolerance and being very aggressive about taking steps to save the Earth.

Trashcans in my Southern town are 90 gallons and my neighbors cans are overflowing sometimes. In San Francisco the residential trashcans are 10 gallons and that's not a problem thanks to all their recycling programs.

I wish someone smarter than me could figure out and explain the connection.
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:44 AM
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13. That ad is a riot...
:rofl:

I also like the "typical San Franciscans", in their Ray-Bans, obviously on their yacht, sipping champagne. :rofl:
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KSinTX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:50 AM
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16. Barnes fires back with "A pathetic record. A pathetic campaign" ad
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 02:15 PM
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20. You bet it's solid! Thatnks for posting!
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slinkerwink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 02:18 PM
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21. I'd say so!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:53 AM
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17. For the love of God, save us from Kay Barnes--who is so damn scary she needs a bad
photoshop of Nancy Pelosi and some stock footage of some people having (gasp) FUN to look, well...

Like my grandmother?! :rofl:
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 10:58 AM
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19. "My Name is Sam Graves, and I'm an Asshole Asking for Other Assholes to Vote For Me"
Catchy message there, Sammy Boy.
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kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 06:56 PM
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24. What a tool . . .another cliche-usin' non-original entitlement seeker
who disgusts me with his arrogant appeal to willful ignorance. What the hell are "Missouri values" anyway? Discrimination? Bigotry? Straight white male only rights? Sorry Sammy. . .you ain't my daddy and we've all figured out the only thing pukes do for "Missouri" is line their own pockets and lie through their teeth.

I hope this clown gets his butt kicked out of office.
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kevinbgoode Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-18-08 06:59 PM
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25. Didn't he write "liberal" like six times in ONE short statement
on his web site? this clown sounds like a Rush Limbaugh devotee.
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