Which one(s) are you? ROFL pic - Everyone on DU is probably going to hell based on this

:rofl:

I can eliminate 3.

Some of these fundie rightard assholes really need to be housed in a padded room so they can't hurt themselves or other people.

Maybe it's specifically directed at NFL football fans? Because the games are mostly on Sunday, and theoretically, you would have to break the commandment of "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy" when you watch football rather than go to church.

Jews & 7th day Adventists who like college football would also be guilty of the same sin, I guess.

Wonder what kind of tailgate parties Satan has down in Hell? You would think if anyone knew how to throw a good barbecue, it would be the Devil! :evilgrin:

:sarcasm: ;)

:hi:

except they sell whores instead of fish.

3 counts. Atheist, evolutionist and blasphemer.

:rofl:

pot-smoker, drunkard, atheist, gambler, evolutionist and more...

Hell is gonna be pretty crowded!

;-)

But then, I guess they missed believing in that off the list by mistake, or just because they take it for granted...

what's your # btw....LOL!

:shrug:

You gonna sit there or are you gonna fish?

-Hoot

"Sports Fan" is not one of them. Sports Fans go to hell? That's a new one.

as lots of "Christians" worship at the NFL altar.

They know about Neil Bush?

those bastards are telling my life story.

:rofl:

amen! Preach 'n stuff. You can't get into Heaven without a heart, I'm sure their bible tells them so, jackasses.

I thought Jesus Loves and Forgives everyone? Silly me.

pot busts all the time in my city, you would think i would live close enough to at least one of them to get hooked up! Fuck i miss weed, it's been so long.

I only have 2 things sending me to hell these days.

Make room hell!!

and don't tell me you're a niners fan, you're going!

I'm going to hell! Whoohoo!

pro-rated. If not, I shall certainly complain to the Management -- raise hell, so to speak.

:evilgrin:
sw

Make Love, not War!

Murderers and rapists are absent from that list as well. Hmmmm ...

Drunkards: We have all be there at least once

Liars: I am sure everyone around that sign has never told a lie..

Sports Fans: That just kills me..LOL

Blasphemers: That's a victimless crime

Money-lovers/Gamblers: I wonder when the jeebus whoreshipers will be giving all they have to the poor.

Pagans/Witches: A religion just like the fundies in the pic.

Homosexuals/Lesbians: whatever! If there was a heaven, the people who are honest with themselves surely would get in. Lying for jeebus surely must give one negative points.

Atheist/Evolutionist: Until they come up with some convincing evidence to the contrary, I will remain an Atheist.

Pot Smokers???:eyes:

Fornicators/Masturbaters/Porn lovers: If it wasn't for sex, they would not be standing around that sign right now.

Whore-mongers?? What about WARMONGERS?

Hypocrites: Looks like all those folks are gonna burn in their imaginary burning place.

since playing fantasy football's going to send me to hell anyway.

:)

:)

:)

hogging all the feces and boiling urine.

:-(

:scared:

I know I've lied before, usually to spare feelings though, I'm definitely a sports fan and evolutionist, it's not fornication if you're married right? and I guess that makes me a hypocrite since I never attend church. :scared:

Are those Freepers sending a message to the DU crowd? Cause I think they need to pin it up on their site too. The only one that probably doesn't apply to them is the Atheist label.

:wtf: :rofl:

I understand the others, even if I don't agree with them ... but sports fans? :shrug:

uh oh

rePiglicans right there, just with those two...
Blasphemers? Yep, worshiping the almighty dollar at the alter of the holy and sacred Free Market...yep, that excludes a lot of folks on that side of the aisle (and not a few on the other side, too). Gamblers? Does that include anyone who "plays the market?" (Odd phrase for those who bow to it so often).

*sigh* I can't go any further; it's just too silly.
Especially when they forgot Illegal OxyContin Procurers and Users.

I'm kind of disappointed. I always thought I was more evil than this.

Drunkard, Sports Fan, Pot Smoker, Fornicator, and you can guess the other 3

when DUers die, there's going to be a KICK-ASS party in hell! :evilgrin: B-) :hippie: :party: :toast: :smoke: :beer: :loveya: :headbang: :woohoo:

If you combine these three together at the same time, it's not just ordinary sinning. That's multitasking! Suppose you only wish you could do all three at the same time, is that hypocrisy?

Either Dante's circle reached full capacity long ago from the GOP or they created a new Hell 2 for them.

...In spite of that, I have my salvation...barely....




Duke

:toast: ;-)

Are they worse than all of the others?

;)

They fit too many of those to have fun there.

Thirteen! Thirteen vices! Ah-ah-ah!

That's disappointing.

You still have time.

Otherwise, I'd hardly count as a gambler. I wonder who compiled that list? He or she must be a terribly interesting character, full of hatred, bitterness, and resentment.

i have at least 4 on that list. damn back to the drawing board. at least i am going to be in good company in hell. see you guys there.

I'm amused by the juxtaposition of child molesters and sports fans.

has me beat!

Aren't lesbians homosexuals? It's redundant and repetitive.

And about psychics, is it wrong to just say you're one, or do you really have to be one? Are they saying psychics are real?

I'm guilty of most of these (not child molestation or witchcraft), good thing there's no such thing as hell...phew!

nt

but I was going there anyway!

Will be quite a party huh?

I'm really burning.

ing pagan witch...


but at least I'm not a SPORTS FAN.*













*except every four years when Brazil is in the FIFA World Cup.

I mean, pot-smoking, paganism, evolution, those I can understand, as they're just par for-the-fundy-course. But what the hell is wrong with enjoying a nice game of soccer, baseball or golf?

although some don't see chess as a sport...

Obviously, I haven't been living up to my full potential.

Are there going to be awards presented? If so, I'll start working on the rest of them. Give me a few days...

I hope they will have my wing in Hell prepared for me.

No, wait...no I don't.

I'm 18 titles deep in that list, and I fucking love it!

:evilgrin:
BHN

:rofl: Those paranoid fundies and all their silly fire and brimstone talk really make be laugh.

Sports fans? Man alive, they really have the torches and pitchforks out today.

but I like to think of myself as a fornicating atheist psychic sports fan

be a bit redundant?

But then again if you hate sports fans I guess he just needs the extra space filled on the sign. Either that or he kept betting on the wrong team.

And yes I know that homosexuals is code for gay men, but I'm sure that there is another important sin or two that could be squeezed in. I suppose dancers have fallen out of favor however. Although I had to laugh at the money loving sin.

BTW I scored a 9.

I'll have to spend more time drinking and less time smoking pot.
I can taste the double-digits.

;-)

Loving sports, Blasphemy, Loving money, Being ok with pagans and homosexuals, being an atheiest, loving porn, whore mongering, believing in evolution, loving lesbians in porn , fornicating frequently and being a powerful level 28 psychic.

Talk about wasting your time.....lol

religious idiots lol

But I think the lord will forgive me, because at least I'm not a SPORTS FAN! :rofl:

A HUNDRED YEARS OF THIS:
Demon #1 ::I can see a lot of players leaving Barca over the next couple of seasons. I don't really know all that much about their new coach, but i think he will find it hard to emanate the previous success of Rijkaard. For the past 10 years or so Barca have been coming in waves of form, i think they are in a period of decline but i imagine they will find their way out of it in a season or two. Thats the way its been for quite a while, last time they were having these sorts of problems La Porta ran for the presidency on the promise that he would sign David Beckham. instead they got Ronaldinho and the team changed dramatically, they need another move like that to reinvigorate the club.

Devil #2::Yeah i agree, i think they have gone through a period like Madrid did, they shipped a fair few of the "bigger name stars" out and look how it has paid for them.

Can see plenty of English clubs being interested...but will any top 4 sides be?

Damned Soul #3 Yes many players played for Barca only because there was Rijkaard.... next season there will not be rijkaard and many of his trusted players, but I think Barca has a lot of money and they will buy some great players....

Does anyone now whats happening with R10 does he stay in Barca?
---

Followed by a half a millennium of FANTASY FUCKING BASEBALL!!!!

Give me anything you got, I don't care what it is -lava baths, red hot pokers, radioactive maggots pumping in my veins--BUT DON'T SUBJECT ME TO THIS SPORTS-TALK TORTURE.

Let's see...

Drunkard- no, just the occasional beer
Liar- well, we all lie just a little, don't we? I keep it very little, though.
Thief- nope
Sports Fan- nope
Blasphemer-fuck yeah
Money-Lover- guess so. No vow of poverty here, it just looks that way!
Pagan- too much effort
Homosexual- not
Prostitute- nope
Witch- neither witch nor wizard nor warlock
Atheist- too much effort. "indifferent nontheist", perhaps?
Gambler- yup, I play the PowerBall a couple of times a month
Porn-Lover- does 55 gigabytes make me a porn lover?
Whoremonger- no, bitch
Child Molester- not ever
Evolutionist- yup, I do it with increasing complexity!
Pot Smoker- nope
Lesbian- No, I'm not Greek
Hypocrite- probably
Fornicator- not recently :-(
Masterbator- recently! :-)
Psychic- if I was, my gambling sins would have paid off by now!

So that's, what, 7?

O8)

Loophole?

:P (kidding)

I love the "Sports Fans" one. Specter needs to get the fuck over it.

;)

saw one that condemned every other religion, denomination, culture, cuisine, and fashion i could think of off the top of my head. but this was during SF's "invasion of the evangelists" about gay marriage. it seemed every other street corner was littered with these crazy proselytizers for that period. but thankfully they thinned out and faded away. sometimes i like to think they were converted into the fun of the City by all the "temptation." but we still get a few show up regularly, like street theater.

:rofl:

Repent, hell, I'm just getting good at it.

I'm an atheist who believes in evolution. Clearly I'm doomed.

Julie

hilarious.

illegal immigrants
movie goers
embezzlers
money lenders (as opposed to lovers)
tax collectors
tax evaders
environmentalists
polygamists
murders
warmongers
wide-stancers
rock-n-rollers
terrorists
abortionists
gun owners
swingers
union organizers
boat owners

At least I'm safe!

wife beaters
abusers of animals
torturers
socialists
kidnappers
people who engage in chattel slavery
book burners

Going' to Hell in a bucket babe, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.

and rapists? :shrug:

what's the point?

Then hell must be right here on earth!

Sports fans? WTF?

at first glance - I guess it's all in how you choose to define it!!

or 8. The more you tick off the better ring of hell you're in?

next they will put posting in the du lounge on this list!

Wow. I didn't know the Bible had a passage condemning sports fans. Could somebody cite it?

Liars
Thieves
Money-Lovers
Prostitutes

Well, if you're a politician, you're had.

Whoremongers

That takes care of the lobbyists.

Fornicators
Masturbaters

Don't leave anybody out, now. Even the Freepers are covered.

... except for #2.

Hey--it's all about semantics. They say "Lake of Fire" we say "Barbecue!

See ya all there!

Liars
Money-lovers
Thieves
Gamblers
Porn-lovers
Whoremongers
Child Molesters
Fornicators
HYPOCRITES

ROTFLMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

where everybody does it, and if they say they don't, they're lying.

Please, please, pretty please tell me I'm invited!

They should go to christiansforcannabis.com

but yeah this is hilarious haha

Lets see I am a whoremonger evolutionist fornicator masturbator pot smoking sports fan drunkard porn-lover and somewhat atheist...lol

LOL

:puke:

n/t

And takes a percentage. Commonly known as a pimp.
If female, known as a madam (manager of a brothel).

Other words, generally in England, use -monger. As in fishmonger. Somebody who sells fish.

;)

Well, good thing the Repukes these people vote for are safe, since after all, none of them are money lovers, or, rather, "Money-Lovers."

:o

Notice how "murderers" or "rapists" aren't on that list. These people are fucked.

I'll need to work on that, but I dont think ill go as far as being a child molester...i dont think...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3333618&mesg_id=3333618

:rofl: