Ideas for Republican slogans and ad campaigns

Heard the Republican were struggling to come with a brand, slogan and agenda. Thought I'd share 10 of mine they could use.

"Republicans bitch that government is corrupt and evil...then get elected and prove it"

"Freedom isn't free! It's $4.39 a gallon"

"Hurry up the Armagedden, Vote Republican"

"Republicans - We don't just polish that turd, we convince you to pick it up by the 'clean end'"

"Republicans - Proud founders of the Congressional White Caucus"

"Vote Republican, we only caused one Great Depression"

"Work well into your 90's. Vote Republican"

"Corporations are people too"

"Mortgage America's future. Vote Republican"

"No New Taxes! Also no representation, new roads, quality education, savings, surplus, quality of life, sacrifice, hope, safety net, national security, wage increases, boarder security, corporate oversight, workplace safety, access to courts,.............."

That was a real bumper sticker I saw.

it's kind of a hot button word around here.

Oops that one was just supposed to be internal