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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:37 PM
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Caption oil execs on Capitol Hill


Thought bubble over all of their heads:

"Must... not... break... out... into... maniacal laughter..."
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:38 PM
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1. Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink n/t
n/t
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Hydra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:42 PM
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2. "Are we done yet? We're all going to a party after this to celebrate our earnings this year"
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fascisthunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:42 PM
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3. Row of Thieves
Only these types wear suits.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:42 PM
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4. Profits. Profits, Profits and bonuses. Profits, My bonus and profits
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islandmkl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:43 PM
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5. "...and there is absolutely nothing I can do about these gasoline prices."
"Me, either."

"Me, either."

"Me, either."

"Me, either."
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:44 PM
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6. "I do not believe that oil profits are addictive."
"I do not believe that oil profits are addictive."
"I do not believe....." etc. ad nauseam.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:44 PM
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7. White men in ties discuss profit size
Edited on Thu May-22-08 03:45 PM by SpiralHawk
republicon homelanders all, I would bet a doughnut...
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:55 PM
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8. Which one of these idiots didn't know how much his compensation is?
I heard that on Ed Schultz' show today. Sen.Leahey said "Gee I wish I made that much money that I didn't know or care how much I was paid!" What a bunch of AH's these guys are!
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 03:56 PM
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9. Not Me, Not Me, Not Me, Not Me, Not Me
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shain from kane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:07 PM
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10. And our Final Jeopardy question is, "Bush." "Bush." "Bush." "Bush". "Bush."
Gee, Alex, would that be "Who did you vote for President of the United States in 2000 and 2004?"
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:09 PM
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11. I would like to see these 5 sharing a prison cell
with a toilet out in the open. One bar of soap to share.
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:10 PM
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12. "You can all bitch and moan at me, but FUCK YOU! I make enough money to fucking OWN YOU ALL!" nt
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:13 PM
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13. Let's get through this silliness so we can hold our private meeting on campaign contributions
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:19 PM
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14. look like a bunch of rich white guys trying real hard not to look like the pompous pricks they are
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:20 PM
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15. Pigs at the Trough!
Oink Oink Oink!
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 04:25 PM
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16. "Execs momentarily blinded by the vision of their flesh crackling eternally in the fires of Hell."
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