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Adsos Letter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:40 PM
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Caption McCain.....
Edited on Thu May-22-08 11:42 PM by adsosletter

"All you televangelicals get thee behind me...uh, wait...lemme rephrase that...
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:55 PM
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1. Rev. Wright, are you available?
Maybe not, but he needs to find a new preacher, stat!
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NCDem60 Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:56 PM
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2. So I grabbed General Cornwallis and threw him to the ground.
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NCDem60 Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:58 PM
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3. You said God did what?????????
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NCDem60 Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-22-08 11:59 PM
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4. I'm running against that black guy?????
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 12:00 AM
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5. I haven't washed this hand since it touched Bush's crotch
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 12:11 AM
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6. "No, no—it was five little boys, NOT seven."
"Whoever said it was seven is a damn liar!"
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margotb822 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 12:13 AM
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7. If I hold this phone to my ear, no one can ask me questions I didn't approve
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Earth Bound Misfit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 01:13 AM
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11. Best one so far, IMHO n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 12:16 AM
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8. Evvvvvverybody wasssss Kung-fooooo fighting...
:)
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 01:10 AM
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9. No photos! No Photos, until my horns fully disapear!
Ok so it's just the wind having fun with his combover but it does look sorta like a white horn. Someone could have some serious fun putting a mirror image of that horn on the other side of his head.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 01:12 AM
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10. "I've finally figured out how to hold my cell phone!"
:applause:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 01:18 AM
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12. "Eeenie beenie chili beanie!
The spirits are about to speak!"
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 01:41 AM
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13. I can almost get my hand up high enough to salute der Führer!
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 04:09 AM
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14. What's that in his hand?
And what is he singing?





Oh, Lord, not again!


Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Weve know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me youre too blind to see

(* repeat)

Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

(* repeat 3 times)
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 05:13 AM
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15. "So that's 5 Jumbo pizza's with cheerios and sardines?"
"They'll be ready in 45 minutes George."
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BlueStater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 05:15 AM
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16. "I have to get out of the sun before I turn to dust." n/t
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 07:43 AM
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17. Hey Liebs my friend what's up? Really? I need more fiber in my diet. Thanks
friend, if not for you being up my ass 24/7 I'd be lost. Toodles.
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 08:58 AM
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18. McCain takes call from his Viet Cong masters.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-23-08 08:59 AM
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19. "I don't CARE what it costs, drop-ship some Geritol NOW!"
:P
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