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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:36 PM Original message |
Man who's had sex with 1000 cars gives new meaning to auto-erotic |
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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Lots of open gas caps when this guy is around..... |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Yeah, I don't want him 'filling' my tank |
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pingzing58 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. OMG. LOL!!!!! Love it when the DU gets silly. |
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Tandalayo_Scheisskopf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
4. Oh no. |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
5. "I would wait until nighttime, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them." |
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panader0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
6. I tried it once |
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JeffR (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
7. Damn libertine! |
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Ikonoklast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
8. You know, that explains a lot of what's been going on lately |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
9. In physical love with the Beetle. |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. They have a nice, round ass. -nt |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 07:32 AM Response to Reply #9 |
34. Beetles have more junk in the trunk. |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:43 PM Response to Original message |
10. My dear Straight Story! |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:44 PM Response to Reply #10 |
12. With a little oil and lube |
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orleans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 08:24 PM Response to Reply #12 |
24. the true meaning of a lube job???? n/t |
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boobooday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:44 PM Response to Original message |
11. Turtle Wax (tm) n/t |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
13. That's it, I'm getting an alarm. nt |
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angstlessk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
14. hells bells no wonder I have been thwarted all my life..thought sex IN the car |
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undeterred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:45 PM Response to Original message |
15. Dumb question but I got nowhere else to ask it... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:44 PM Response to Reply #15 |
26. Yes. |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
16. But he does have a kinky streak: |
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RazBerryBeret (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:46 PM Response to Original message |
17. Do you think he carpools? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
18. OOhhhh...This picture is SO Dirty.......Ahhhh.... |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:49 PM Response to Reply #18 |
20. He better hope the car isn't running when he tries that |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:53 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Really ...and when he says "Pump the Gas" ...He Truly means Pump the Gas! |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
21. My husband just said: "Fucker better stay from my Betsy" |
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MetaTrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 08:12 PM Response to Original message |
23. Remembering recent stories of guys who got arrested for having sex with their bike and picnic table |
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htuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
25. Okay...so he's in love with his car... |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
27. Now I know why that deviant Ricardo Montalbon... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:51 PM Response to Original message |
28. Excuse me, but how does one have sex with a car? |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:52 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Up the tailpipe? |
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Jed Dilligan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:52 PM Response to Original message |
30. If this thread doesn't produce a DUzy, we are so fucked. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:55 PM Response to Original message |
31. So, which way does he go?... Stick or automatic? |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 10:58 PM Response to Original message |
32. Sex? Cars? With? |
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Solon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri May-23-08 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
33. Hope he wears protection, who knows where the car's been! |
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Phred42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
35. N.J. Officer Allegedly Performed Sex Acts On Cows - I gues a guy's got to hump SOMETHING |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 08:26 AM Response to Original message |
36. I'm guessing he's a 'top'. |
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Lady President (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
37. Note to self: Do not buy used cars |
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Generic Other (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 09:37 AM Response to Original message |
38. What is that stuff on my car? |
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scarletwoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
39. This post is useless without pics. (nt) |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat May-24-08 09:40 AM Response to Original message |
40. "Sadly, Ed found that the keyhole had the best fit for his manhood." |
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