Are you NSFW By Mark Morford

Dirty thoughts? Skimpy underwear? Soft moaning? You are so busted


Look, you can pretend all you want. You can cover it up, ignore the signs, try to appear all professional and innocent and beatific like you just swallowed a cartoon butterfly made of strawberry shortcake and blurry Hallmark sunsets. It really doesn't matter.

Everyone knows you're thinking about it. Everyone knows you want to look at it, fondle it, film it, ponder it for hours, sink into warm pools of it, spread it all over your bones like warm butter on Jesus toast and then of course do it, oh my God yes do it until your heart turns to divine pudding and vital portions of your brain quite literally melt and your skin becomes transluscent and suddenly you can't stop giggling for two weeks straight.

How does everyone know this about you? Easy: Because they're doing it, too. They really can't help it. Hell, I'm doing it right now. See? You are not alone.

It's not like it's not obvious. That busywork you're doing right now? That computer screen and that meeting and phone call and charity drive and financial analysis and strategy report? Just a cover up, really. A nice ruse, a diversion, a convenient delusion designed to make yourself believe life is a little bit more than just a collected stream of slippery delicious daydreams, mostly about it and its various incarnations, motivations, divinations. ...

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he IS talking about sex, right? or is it some grand allegory to something else under the guise of sex?

:dem:

-Laelth