You and Glenn Beck, Alone On An Elevator. Power Goes Down.
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Thu May-07-09 05:38 PM
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You and Glenn Beck, Alone On An Elevator. Power Goes Down.
What do you do? What do you say? How many survivors?
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Thu May-07-09 05:39 PM
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Thu May-07-09 05:39 PM
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2. I'd stay as far away from Beck as possible
expecially around 9/12 when he is going to tell us "what he has been working on" :scared::hide:
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Thu May-07-09 05:40 PM
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3. I'd pray he didn't just have chili.
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Thu May-07-09 05:40 PM
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4. Glenn, I heard you talk about tea bagging.
Time for you to learn how to REALLY do it. Lie down.
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Thu May-07-09 05:41 PM
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5. "Officer, I believe he slipped and fell..... Yes, sir, several times"
"Damndest thing I ever saw"
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Thu May-07-09 05:43 PM
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6. I'd have to kick his ass, all in self defense.
Simply because I know it wouldn't be long before he would start spewing his bullshit and I just know I wouldn't be able to take any kind of shit from him.
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Thu May-07-09 05:43 PM
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7. Kneel, face east and pray to Obama.
Then speak in Russian. Then sing Taxman. Then push all the buttons on the panel. Finally, laugh at the bastard.
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Thu May-07-09 05:45 PM
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8. Step back and stay clear
Don't want to slip in the puddle he makes when he wets his pants
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Thu May-07-09 05:53 PM
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Thu May-07-09 05:45 PM
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Tell him that I'm going to tape his face shut if he doesn't stop crying for his mommy.
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Thu May-07-09 05:47 PM
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One man leaves. Easy peasy.
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Thu May-07-09 05:49 PM
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Thu May-07-09 05:48 PM
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11. I'm sorry, my friend, where I'm going you cannot follow n/t
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Thu May-07-09 05:48 PM
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12. "He must have had a seizure or something"
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Thu May-07-09 05:48 PM
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13. "Two Men Enter! One Man Leaves!"
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Thu May-07-09 05:51 PM
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15. Elevators have trap doors, don't they?
I'll deny he was ever in there with me.
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Thu May-07-09 05:51 PM
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16. I'd just stand back and watch his frenzied panic attack and try not to
interfere while he choked or anything
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Thu May-07-09 05:52 PM
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17. Respond by saying weird shit
That tends to shut people up. Him: Crap about politics Me: I like vanilla shakes but sometimes I can really go for a strawberry. Just imply you aren't even listening or having the same conversation. He'll be quiet.
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Thu May-07-09 06:31 PM
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22. That wouldn't work because....
ALL HE SAYS is weird shit. He'd think of you as a kindred spirit.
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Thu May-07-09 06:26 PM
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19. Start to laugh maniacally. Strip naked.
Start singing "Helter Skelter" in a Pee Wee Herman voice. Ask Mr. Beck if he feels especially near to his god at that very moment.
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Thu May-07-09 06:30 PM
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the most original response...and I actually enjoyed visualizing
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Thu May-07-09 06:30 PM
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20. Vocal cords can be removed by hand, without anesthesia.
And I can do it. That's all I'm saying.
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Thu May-07-09 06:32 PM
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23. Go all Jack Bauer on his ass.
Since he adores bringing 24 into reality.
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Thu May-07-09 06:46 PM
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A nice silent-but-deadly oughta take his breath away so he can't talk!
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Thu May-07-09 07:10 PM
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25. kill him, use the rotting meat to attract vultures to break through the roof of the
elevator, climb to safety ... besides ... the meat is already rotten on Beck before he'd be dead, anyway ...
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Thu May-07-09 07:30 PM
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26. I'd have him stoop down so I could stand on his shoulders, then...
...I'd push up through the ceiling panel and pull open the doors on the floor above and get out into the hallway. Then I'd tape a sign on the elevator doors at all floors saying "Elevator Permanently Out of Service. Any sound you hear coming from it is just the Glenn Beck Radio Show playing. Ignore it." Then I'd go to lunch.
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