“Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly”.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article6244056.ece

Porn star Stormy Daniels challenges shamed Republican in Senate race


It is a US Senate race to savour, pitting a porn star named Stormy — the proud winner of the 2007 Golden G-string award — against a Christian family-values Republican shamed after being caught cavorting with prostitutes.

In these gloomy days of global recession and soaring unemployment, the Louisiana Senate race is brightening the lives of many, courtesy of Stormy Daniels, who set off on a “listening tour” of her home state yesterday, taking on David Vitter, the Republican senator, with the slogan: “Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly”.

Ms Daniels says that she is running in response to an internet campaign called Draft Stormy that she claims has got people even more excited than viewers of her hit films Space Nuts and Taken. Whatever the outcome, her decision to thrust her 36-inch chest into Louisiana politics is dragging Mr Vitter’s 2007 prostitution scandal back into the limelight.

“He ran for the Senate on a family values, anti-sex education platform,” Ms Daniels told The Times. “And he’s caught with prostitutes. That’s hypocritical. Call me what you will, but you can’t call me a hypocrite.”



Diaper Dave has a problem.

:rofl:

you come

and go

not many things sweeter than this sort of thing

nobody would buy it if it were written by, say, Carl Hiassen

It's about time we had a sex worker in Congress. Oh, wait...

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