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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:47 PM
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Can you predict Rush Limbaugh's monologue tomorrow?
"Well folks how many of you saw the lovefest between the Messiah and the drive-by media on Saturday night...Did you hear the loud cheers when he said that he knew they all voted for him...Play that first clip Snerdley."

"We saw all the usual Hollywood crowd there, applauding and worshiping their leader....(long pause) Now let me say something about our Party's leader. It was a disgrace the way he was belittled and mocked by President O-Bam-a. We don't need that. We don't have to do that."

etc...etc..
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:53 PM
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1. I think it will be more like, "Puke, puke, belch, vomit, flatuance...."
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:53 PM
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2. I wouldn't want to be the spittle guard on his microphone
Well, never, but especially not tomorrow.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:53 PM
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3. No need to go in to specifics.




Just rest assured that it will consist of the usual three hours of lies, hate and distortions.

With the usual random sound bytes taken way out of context that he will argue with just as though

the speaker were there to offer a rebuttal. The pathetic thing is that the Shittoheads buy it all.
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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:56 PM
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4. I think he'll be so strung out on oxycontin that he'll miss his show. nt
Edited on Sun May-10-09 01:56 PM by onehandle
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NRaleighLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:57 PM
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5. Hate... hate... hate.. me me me hate hate hatehate me me me
that's the gist.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:58 PM
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6. *gasp* *groan* LIBERALS *wheeze* BRING ME ANOTHER STICK OF BUTTER *snort*
*wheeze* WANDA SYKES IS A N***** AND A LIBERAL ELITIST FASCIST *wheeze**gasp* MORE BUTTER DAMMIT AND SOME OXY TOO *wheeze* BARACK OBAMA IS A KENYAN *gasp* MUSLIM *wheeze**fart* TERRORIST *wheeze**gasp**snort**fart* ELITIST COMMUNIST *wheeze* MORE BUTTER GODDAMNIT!
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VP505 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 01:58 PM
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7. I don't want to have to
wash my mouth with soap so I won't even try but I am sure he'll be on a roll attacking. Wanda and the Obama's will be at the top of the list but then that's just SOP. One thing I do hope for is that more people with media visibility keep goading Rash and a few other talking heads, their response may play well with the base but rational thinking Americans see them as they are and that fiery rhetoric only helps marginalize the Reptilians that much more.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:00 PM
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10. I don't think he will mention Wanda Sykes...
He will attack her indirectly by attacking all the others. That is him M.O...
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:00 PM
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8. "Listeners, I was close to death, so I read the Bible - wow! Lot different than I expected.
Lot different. I got a lot of things to think about now, so I'm quitting."


No, seriously, he'd never say that, because he'll never actually read the Bible.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:00 PM
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9. Limbaugh hates Michael Steele though. If he mentions it he will use it to belittle Steele. EOM
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:02 PM
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11. HIs outrage will only be matched by Elisabeth Hasselbeck as she defends "poor" Sean Hannity
from Wanda's "vile attacks"
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:07 PM
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12. He will probably pretend that he didn't watch. nt
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:34 PM
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13. I'm hoping he lets his inherent racism slip
a lot.
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 02:42 PM
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14. he's gonna play the "I'm an abused former addict card"
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 03:43 PM
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15. No and even if I thought I could
I don't want to listen to that POS tomorrow to find out if I'm right.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 04:06 PM
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16. Would it be too, too much to hope he has a stroke?
Him being struck by lightening would be great too, but that doesn't work so well for radio.
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colorado thinker Donating Member (676 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 05:32 PM
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17. Why would I want to?
I haven't listened to that man ever, have no desire to pay even a tiny bit of attention to him.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 05:34 PM
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18. I think he may skip it. Or if he does mention it--
Edited on Sun May-10-09 05:35 PM by Marr
he'll refrain from playing the oxycontin part.

Yes, that's probably more like it. He'll have the "I hope his kidneys fail!" line on continuous loop.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 07:38 PM
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19. I think he'll whip himself up into such a frenzy that his head will literally explode.
Edited on Sun May-10-09 07:39 PM by Initech
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 07:55 PM
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20. Sure, that's easy: "Oink, oinkoink oink oinkoinkoink oinkoink oink oink...
snort glub glub snort oink, oinkoink oink, oink OINK!"
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