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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:32 AM
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LTTE in my local rag. Yikes!
Things tend to be what they appear

What is a duck?

I have heard that if it looks like a duck, walks and quacks like a duck, it, in all probability, is a duck. In like manner, if it looks like a human, has all the body parts and DNA of a human, it most likely is a human.

I have not heard of graphic cases of abortion. I consider this to be slightly immoral, even more heinous than waterboarding. Silly me.

If our government looks like socialism being ruled by elite tyrants, perhaps that is what it is. If a frog is dropped into a pan of hot water, usually it hops out. If a frog is placed in a pan of warm water, it usually relaxes. If the water temperature is gradually increased, the frog dies before the water begins to boil.

:crazy:

Quoting Lawrence Taylor from The Water Boy: "And another thing: Kids, don't smoke crack!"
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:34 AM
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1. They should never
give spell-checker to idiots.
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:40 AM
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2. Elite tyrants! They also force you to take home extra money in your check!1!1
the tyrants1!11! :rofl:
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:42 AM
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3. And then they cook your pet frog.... or something.
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:54 AM
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5. Graphically. Probally.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 10:49 AM
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4. Respond with the quotes from the real 'Democratic Socialists' in the thread two up from here.
“It’s objectionable,” said Llewellyn, “because they’re giving socialism a bad name by associating it with the Democrats, who are the second-most capitalist party in the world. The election of this president, sadly, hasn’t changed that.”

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