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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:49 PM
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Out of work? Pfizer is offering free viagra to the jobless!
Edited on Thu May-14-09 01:50 PM by scheming daemons
Depression from being unemployed causing you to suffer a little erectile disfunction?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/30742297




Maybe it is me... but I'd rather have a job than a boner.
;-)



Actually... the other parts of the Pfizer program are laudable. Free prescription drugs for the unemployed for up to a year. Good stuff.
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:52 PM
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1. They just want to get you hooked on their sex crack
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frebrd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:56 PM
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2. I hope the "free prescription drugs".....
include contraceptives. Someone who's out of work sure doesn't need another mouth to feed!
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:58 PM
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4. It does:
"The 70-plus drugs covered include several diabetes drugs and some of Pfizer's top money makers, from cholesterol fighter Lipitor and painkiller Celebrex to fibromyalgia treatment Lyrica and Viagra for impotence. The list includes drugs from several other popular classes, including antibiotics, antidepressants, antifungal treatments, several heart drugs, contraceptives and smoking cessation products."
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pnutbutr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-14-09 01:57 PM
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3. use the boner for a new job
gigolo ftmfw!
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